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Chicken Maker
April 25, 2016


A smooth fowl overflowing with stowl- I mean style.
April 23, 2016

Roosters & Rituals Now Available

Hello everyone!

Back in the distant past of 2013 I released Chicken Heroics, a nonsensical chicken-based tabletop RPG.

I am happy to announce that after announcing it back in 2014 I have finally released Roosters & Rituals: More on Spellcasting in the World of Chicken Heroics. I hope you'll check it out.

Get your copy of the 13 page expansion today exclusively at DriveThruRPG for just $1.50.
Also I had thought I previously posted more of the art from this book on here but i couldn't find it so let me share one of my favorites. It's about magic items so I just covered two chickens in random junk.

April 21, 2016

Shine Bright

Shine bright with your holy might brave Fowladin. Ward off the darkness. 
April 17, 2016


I feel like this should be pointing right. Years of video games have taught me quite decisively that right is forward. For some reason I feel like this looks better facing left though. I don't think that should matter though...
April 10, 2016

Day to Day

You need to learn to enjoy your day to day life, because life is just a series of days. So, put on your ugly polo shirt and go to work on Monday, even though you'd rather not.

Glad I don't have to wear a polo shirt.
April 09, 2016

Computer Upgrade

On Tuesday I received some computer parts and pulled my computer apart... And when I put it back together it wouldn't turn on anymore. I've been fussing with it since then and this morning I gave up and took it to a repair guy. Hopefully they'll get that back to me next week.

Fortunately I still have my laptop so I really have no excuse for the lack of activity.
April 01, 2016

Rap: Spray Wild


Getting ready to lay down some sorta Rap song. Just gotta think of more smooth rhymes. I made a little beep and boop theme song for this site before and it didn't really do anything for me, so I thought it over and obviously I need to change genres on this thing. Those boops and beeps might even work pretty well if I just lay down some slick lines on top of them. I don't know how to talk rap music, but this all seems pretty in line

So far I've got like:

Goin since 2009!
Chicky-chicky-Chicken Maker! (That might need to be more like a dragged out MAYKAAAAA.)
M-S-Paintin' fair and fowl
Gotta get down when you hear this now!

I dunno. It still needs some work still.

April fools or whatever. Honestly this is pretty much identical to the standard content.