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May 31, 2015

Deep Understanding

Standing on the precipice of reality is the core of gaining a greater understanding of it. This fowl has been in a deep meditation for more than a century and impressively once it exceeded the universe's understanding the universe didn't even notice that he should have been dead ages ago.

Highlights look much more profound that lowlights I think. Also I think that's hair dye terminology not art terms but... well whatever.
May 30, 2015

Blue Flame

The blue fire rages endlessly through the darkness as the mad fowl's roar(?) filled the void. It was hard to say who would survive in this land.
May 27, 2015

Days Pass By

As days pass thoughts occur to me like... Don't I run a quasi-popular internet site? I should post on that instead of whatever else I'm doing. I'd like to claim ceaseless toil but I think that would be a blatant lie... Anyways I know it's a bit abstracted but that's a calendar. The red are my posting days. I started off strong and I plan to finish strong but that middle was a bit of a mess. 4 days left in the month so we'll see how posting goes.
May 19, 2015

Delicate Soldier

The refined young pullet really had no place on the battlefield. She had forced herself along without letting anyone else countermand her, but now she could only look on with a frustrated appearance.

I don't rightly know the setting for this one. I guess it's psuedo-medieval?
May 17, 2015

Off To Adventure

I wanted to try something with a different style today so I used a nice round head and simplified feet. I think it came out pretty well. Do you fellows have any thoughts?
May 14, 2015

Unpleasant Lenses

There are Rose Tinted Lenses. That's when everything is perceived as bette than it is/was. This is a common analogy.

Another analogy, which is actually a bit of a play on words, is Jade Tinted Glasses. This is because being Jaded is when you see everything worse than it is. Then we take that Jade is green (Though white jade really isn't that uncommon...) and we can apply it as a tint too.

So this guy is jades, but there's a swirl of hope in his vision of the future. Also he has a hideous bow-tie. It's a clip-on, which probably hurts.
May 07, 2015

Internet Down

My Internet is down. Site will resume activity shortly...  Posting from my phone with this photo...
May 05, 2015

May 5th 2015

Happy Cinco De Mayo. It's not Mexican Independence Day! If only I had some way to find out what it really is. All I have is this useless computer though.
May 03, 2015

Mighty Dive

Any semblance of a theme is a blatant lie. This picture is complete nonsense.
May 01, 2015


Hello everyone. I just wanted to apo-

Sorry to interrupt you regularly scheduled Chicken Maker, but we have exciting news. This is post number 1200! I was going to throw it in yesterday since I hit the end of the month and wanted to post some more since I don't feel satisfied with the number of posts I've had the last few months... But all I had was this.

It just didn't seem like enough, so I kept going. That much is clearly not enough to properly celebrate this many posts. After all this is an excellent site and it deserves better than I have been giving it. That's why I decided to do something like this instead. 1200 glorious fowl to celebrate this victory.