We asked chickens, "If you wanted to survive why did you make yourselves so delicious?"
They answered "bawk."
I don't know why they refused to answer us.
Special thanks to Joe for the... joke? You know who you are.
December 25, 2016
Traditional Christmas End
By
Chicken Maker
11:30 PM
Lone Carol
By
Chicken Maker
3:00 PM
This brave fowl faces vast criticism for his horrendous outfit and off key singing, but he is just here to bring Christmas cheer so let's all sing!
Stealth Ace Classic
By
Chicken Maker
9:00 AM
Bringing Stealth Ace back to his origins... If I'm not mistaken he has actually... aced stealth in this one.
December 24, 2016
Forest For the Trees
By
Chicken Maker
7:44 PM
Some can't see the forest for the trees, but this tree will certainly deny that it has anything to do with the rest.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Christmas Ninja
By
Chicken Maker
3:37 PM
I decided the next post after the pirate would be a ninja, but when I turned around it was already Christmas Eve leaving me only one choice.
Enjoy the Christmas Ninja. Enjoy the severals of Christmas Posts.
Enjoy the Christmas Ninja. Enjoy the severals of Christmas Posts.
December 13, 2016
Ocean Eyes
By
Chicken Maker
9:47 PM
This was colored. I colored it and even . Then I uncolored it because that is more artsy than what I had before.
December 10, 2016
This one is Bravest, because it's brave and it's wearing a vest. Good, we all down with this... Whatever it is. I don't even think this counts as a pun. Bit of wordplay certainly.
Forcing myself to do more feet even though I'm bad at them.
Bravest
By
Chicken Maker
12:34 PM
Forcing myself to do more feet even though I'm bad at them.
December 07, 2016
HD Background December 2016: On All Sides
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Chicken Maker
8:23 PM
December 05, 2016
Coming Right at You
By
Chicken Maker
9:45 PM
I almost never use this sort of straight on perspective of late. And by of late I mean... Since June, when I previously mentioned that I don't do it lately. That wasn't as far back as I expected.
December 04, 2016
I have drawn what is basically this same vampire 4 times since 2009. Every time I do it I think those old ones look awful but this one is great. Well, actually I'm fairly happy with Vampire 3. It would look different even if I did it in that style now though.
Anyways back to the important part... Why did I think a moon should be in the vampire picture?
Vampire
Vampire 2
Vampire 3
Vampire 4
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Chicken Maker
7:01 PM
I have drawn what is basically this same vampire 4 times since 2009. Every time I do it I think those old ones look awful but this one is great. Well, actually I'm fairly happy with Vampire 3. It would look different even if I did it in that style now though.
Anyways back to the important part... Why did I think a moon should be in the vampire picture?
Vampire
Vampire 2
Vampire 3
Nu Redux
By
Chicken Maker
2:51 PM
Site Banner |
Social Buttons |
Site Buttons |
Random Button |
Money Banner |
Collections Banner |
About Banner |
Okay, I'm happy with the reworking of the site. We have a new banner, new Social Media buttons, new buttons to access the pages on the site, which have also been redone. I'm quite happy with the Money and About Pages, though Collections is very similar to the old Projects page.
Um, well I messed with this for quite a while since I think this site renovation started in the summer. I am actually thinking of revising the banner again, but I'm sure I'll put it off for months as usual.
Stealth Donut
By
Chicken Maker
1:53 PM
Even an office that has avoided renovations for years can't avoid Stealth Ace. Not even its mighty faux wood finish press board table can fend off this master of disguise.
December 03, 2016
I want a mascot character. I'm not really sure where I'm going with that though so I scribbled up a few things but nothing quite grabbed me. I mean it needs a simple style and it needs a gimmick. That gimmick shouldn't be the costume though because a mascot needs to be drawn in a variety of outfits. So, this is brain storming. I just sketched up a small assortment of things.
I tried a few things out, like cat ears, The Rounder and Cuter style, HERO from my poorly thought through comic and something that closely resembles but is distinct from Stealth Ace... Actually while I was drawing it I thought maybe my mascot character should just be Stealth Ace.
So let me know what you guys think in the comments. And if you think something else I've done should obviously me my
Mascot
By
Chicken Maker
12:44 AM
I want a mascot character. I'm not really sure where I'm going with that though so I scribbled up a few things but nothing quite grabbed me. I mean it needs a simple style and it needs a gimmick. That gimmick shouldn't be the costume though because a mascot needs to be drawn in a variety of outfits. So, this is brain storming. I just sketched up a small assortment of things.
I tried a few things out, like cat ears, The Rounder and Cuter style, HERO from my poorly thought through comic and something that closely resembles but is distinct from Stealth Ace... Actually while I was drawing it I thought maybe my mascot character should just be Stealth Ace.
So let me know what you guys think in the comments. And if you think something else I've done should obviously me my