Chicken Maker for 17 Years

This website is 17 years old, so about half my life Chicken Maker has been here as one of my main creative outlets. Even after all this time I'm still not quite sure what this is supposed to be exactly. Mmm... I'll just keep calling myself a fake artist.

Here's some of my favorites from this year.

These blocked out wallpapers are nice. 
Blue Nights

It's St. Patty's day so I guess a jig?
Little Dance

I actually did a lot of cowboys this year?
This is the only one with boots though.
Sepia

Magicians are one of the core funny hats
Card Trick

Red cultists are for Devils and green are for Cthulhus
Red Cultist

I'm still doing this faux NFT generator project.
Actually posting them feels like junk content though?
One Chicken

I'm also fond of Invisible, but it was already green. Happy St. Patrick's Day and I'll talk to you again, real soon.

Traditional Christmas End (2025)

I usually try to get a few posts up for Christmas, but unfortunately this year we'll be starting with the most traditional end of Christmas, the Christmas Fowl cutting through the red sky of dusk on his golden star.

If you're confused I've been doing these for more than a decade and that's really on you. Here's the original.

Turkey Stab

Today one bird would be roasted, and with a quick stab in the back the chicken escaped that fate.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

July 4th

Happy America Everyone. As you may be aware I'm watching some fireworks.

16 Years

16 Years and what do I have to show for it? Some would say a strangely impressive internet website. Welcome back to Chicken Maker dot Net.

In this years thrilling anniversary/St Patrick's Day celebration I just deeply thought that making things green turns them into a scifi adventure. Here are some of my personal favorites from the past year.

Starting off with Spring Circles

I just enjoyed my actual Mountain Vacation

Blue Float was already a color, but now it's green

Big Air 2 was intended to have a space sequel but I forgot about it.
Green is like space, but maybe Big Air 3 now that I found it.

Synchronized has a nice pose. Neon vs Forest

Vs Bat is my single favorite piece of the year.
This is my Chicken Maker

Small Witch was cute. Purple to Green was pretty smooth

Yeehaw! was the better of the two cowboys I made

And I don't like him, but we can see the New Shape one more time

If you enjoy this nonsense consider giving me a dollar on Patreon or Ko-fi, where we have over 70 additional chickens, with a new one added every month.

Valentine's

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.

2025

Make a chicken out of 2025, or what are we even doing here?
 

Happy New Year

Traditional Christmas End 2024

I went with a more flat minimalist style this year. The Christmas Fowl has been getting too elaborate.

And with this last chicken we close out this Christmas in the most traditional of manners again. Celebrate with me as the christmas fowl soars through dusk on his golden star, leaving behind the green of spring.

Winter Scarf

When you're living in a winter wonderland it's important to stay warm so put on your big winter scarf.

Pixel Santa

Welcome to another fun filled Chicken Maker Xmas. Let this small chicken indoor feelings of joy and merriment.

Pumpkin – October 2024 Wallpaper

 

Another Halloween has come and as we creep into the night we can see the candles flicker in the withering jack-o-lanterns. In the darkness, where only bird beaked squid-like beasts lurk the shining visage of a chicken is all that the safe boys and girls need to see.

As always this month's wallpaper is brought to you by my Patreon supporters. Thanks you for your support.

Firework

Happy America everyone. 

I've honestly done this exact thing too many times. Nothing else feels like a better 4th of July picture though.

Barnyard

We don't need to be limited to just chickens. I can draw the whole range of barnyard critters, from chicken to pig. Maybe even duck? Cow is a bit large but I've done it before.

Of course you've already seen through this April Fool's jape. We need to include a chicken or it isn't Chicken Maker at all.

Spring Bunny – March 2024 Wallpaper

Welcome back for another adorable Spring season. What more can you want than bunnies and sunshine? Probably just this round bird, I assume. Today's piece even has a smiling sun.

Happy Easter and thank you to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi.

15 Years of Chicken Maker

Fifteen feels like possibly too many years of Chicken Maker, but we'll just keep it rolling.

This year I didn't do much that I would call particularly interesting. I didn't make a lovely pamphlet. I didn't follow through on making a GameBoy game. Just kind of coasting by and making fun chickens when they cross my mind. I guess I also played with TikTok for a bit. I did post more than 100 chickens though, despite feeling like I don't post enough.

Green version of the tiktok border I made last time I made those.

Anyways it's St. Patrick's Day so let's get into our anniversary Green Chickens. These are some of my favorites from the past year.

Lime green is not an Artisanal color. Very processed 

Even blocked out in green the chicken is obvious

Even now, it's a bird.

I left off the mirrored element, but the Little Hat is cute.

The powerful aura of potentially spoiled leftovers

Honestly when the Spiral is green this is rather zombies.

Special Mention to the Digital Gridz wallpaper for already being green.

Love you all. Gimme a dollar on Patreon or Ko-fi

Valentine Heart

I love you all. Hope you had a wonderful day with your beloved.

I'm single though so I'm eating instant noodles.

Traditional Christmas End (2023)

And now we've reached the end of this festive day. Join me as the traditional Christmas Fowl soars through the red sky of dusk on his golden star, leaving the green light of Spring in his wake.

And with that we close out this Christmas in the most traditional of manners.

Snowfall

I was dreaming of a white Christmas. It snowed earlier this week, but it's just wet now. At least in this picture it's a picturesque winter wonderland though.

The Tree

 This festive day starts from the tree. Look up upon its glory, and feel the spirit of the season overtake you.

Thanksgiving Turkey

By far the most questionable content on this site. Here is our annual-ish turkey. To my fellow Americans, Happy Thanksgiving. And to the rest of you have a great Thursday.