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July 29, 2021

Blow Back

The force of the explosion was overwhelming. The mere chicken's feathers were ruffled, its waddle and comb blown back. Only it's bloodshot eyes could stare into the source.

July 26, 2021

NINTH VERSE OF THE EPIC OF BEOCHICKEN

THE EPIC OF BEOCHICKEN is a project I've forgotten multiple times, but that's no reason not to finish things. I need to put the project page back on the site so I can keep track of these things and you can find these things I've spread out over so many years.

BEOCHICKEN Verse IX

DARK EYES AND HUNGER ABOVE THE BRAVE FLOCK
THE FOWL FACED THE FOX AND BEOCHICKEN SPOKE
BAWK BAWK BAKAWK
THE FOX RAGED AT THE CALL OF MIGHTIEST OF FOWL
BEOCHICKEN STRUCK OUT FIRST
THE PAW OF THE FOX BEAT HIM BACK
BEOCHICKEN LASHED BACK WITH BEAK AND TALON
THE BEASTS MAW DESCENDED
THE LARGEST OF THE FLOCK
FORSAKING LIFE AND SEEKING HONOR
WILLINGLY DIVING INTO THE JAWS
BRAVE FAT BIRD WAS SACRIFICED
OLD BEOCHICKEN WAS ENRAGED
TALONS MET EYES AS TEETH MET FLESH
THE MIGHT OF BEOCHICKEN TORE THE FOX
BOTH SIDES WERE BLOODIED AND THE THE BEAST FLED BACK
THE BODY OF BRAVE FAT BIRD LEFT BEHIND
THE FIRST TO FALL AMONG THE BRAVE AND MAD FLOCK
VERDANT FOWL SPREAD WINGS WIDE AND SPOKE
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
AND THUS SHARPBEAK SPOKE
BAWK BAWK BAWK
ALL THE FLOCK CROWED THE WORDS
CRUEL AND GREEDY FOX WAS ENRAGED
THE MAW OF THE MIGHTY BEAST CAME DOWN
THE VERDANT FOWL STUCK THE BEAST
AND VERDANT FOWL STRUCK AGAIN
FOR ONLY REVENGE THE VERDANT FOWL STRUCK
EVEN AS THE MAW SHUT THE VERDANT FOWL STRUCK
SHARPBEAK LOOSED HIS MIGHTY BEAK UPON THE BEAST
BLOOD FEATHER AND BLOODIED BEOCHICKEN STRUCK
WISE AND OLD AN ATTACK FROM THE SIDE
SPURS OF COMBLAF AND WINGBOLD STRUCK THE FRONT
FOR THE FINAL TIME VERDANT FOWL SPOKE
BAWK BAWK BAKAWK
THE JAW CRUSHED THE BRAVE FOWL
THE VERDANT FOWL PASSED
THE MAD AND BRAVE FLOCK CROWED AT THE FOX
FEATHER AND TOOTH
FUR AND BEAK
THE MAD AND BRAVE FLOCK FOUGHT

July 23, 2021

Demon in the Night

In the deep of night the demon lurked, leaving a splattered trail of death in its wake. Under the glow of the blood moon it couldn't be stopped.

I'd like to stop him. Perhaps a crossover with a classic Chicken Maker character like Rooster Mask or the Contraption? I have a lot of half baked characters on this site. I should bring more back for pointless crossovers. This demon is probably too close to Rooster Mask's existing rival, Dark Fowl, though so not him.

July 21, 2021

Holy Light – June 2021 Wallpaper


Here we have this month's wallpaper. The chicken descends, emanating an aura of Holy Light. But is it really? The cold light pierces through the darkness, but it lacks the warmth one would expect. What dark master does this so called holy bird serve and how long can it push back against the darkness?

That's a lot of words for this vague and non-specific bird on top of a light circle.

Thank you as always to my Patreon Supporters. Without them I wouldn't make these monthly wallpapers. Admittedly I've let these get backed up by a month, but whatever. I'll get that lined back up sooner or later.

July 17, 2021

Shocking Revelation

This is a shocking revelation. According to these claims the detective was, in fact, a chicken all along. But if that was true who was the real murderer?

July 11, 2021

Brave Knight

The brave knight clad in his shining golden armor sets out from his castle with only a sword in... hand? Walking the lonely road the bird goes forth to face the terrifying fox that threatens their kingdom.

Foxes are a good dragon analogue because they threaten, hoard and come in multiple colors.

I'm pretty happy with the clouds.
July 08, 2021

Smooth vs Lightning

Smooth vs Lightning. It's the match of the century, nay the decade. At the very least match of the week. Two birds go in. No birds comes out. Who's cuisine will reign supreme in this the ultimate cooking challenge?

But will things really play out like the chefs expect? Find out next time in Smooth vs Lightning 2!

July 04, 2021

Happy America

Happy America everyone in America. Anyone not in America... Happy America anyways I guess. 

July 01, 2021

Secret Ingredient ft. Stealth Ace

 

Now this is properly and fully Chicken Maker. Secret Ingredient just got my thinking of the Colonel's 11 Herbs and Spices so here's our classic chicken spy, Stealth Ace. He hides in a shoe box or a gift box, or in one case a donut box. Is this mystery jar the secret to the tender white meat?

Stealth Ace really is the closest thing this site has to a mascot character. I only use him once or twice a year though between forgetting he exists.