I don't really want to know about anything more mundane or illicit.
May 14, 2024
Little Birdy
By
Chicken Maker
11:18 PM
A little birdy told me your secret, so you may as well just admit it so I can use it to blackmail you later. Feel free to let me know if you stole money from a shady businessman or stabbed a man in cold blood.
May 08, 2024
Really?
By
Chicken Maker
9:45 PM
You might say, "This is supposed to be a chicken? Really?"
And to that I say "I'm kind of settled into this way of stylizing things, but yeah. Almost everything on this site is supposed to be a chicken."
Hopefully the conversation ends there, because I don't have many more follow-up comments.