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Chicken Maker
September 30, 2023

Shadows Converge — September 2023 Wallpaper

It was from deep under the earth, or perhaps right on the other side of reality. The thing slowly takes form. Morphing and twisting itself into something that is almost a shadow of its target. Soon they will be one and the same Fortunately this strange invader targeted a humble chicken instead of something properly dangerous or important like a politician or an elephant.

Setting aside our overly dramatic lore explanation I just think this is very aesthetically pleasing.

Special thanks, as always, to my supporters at and

September 27, 2023


The exceptionally regal crest of a particularly cowardly group of knights. Some people say they're just chicken, but the order of Ignavum Pullum would deny it to their dying day.

Knight orders should have badly translated Latin names right?

September 25, 2023

Keep It Up

Keep it up and keep going. Don't stop for anything. That's why I made this chicken without lifting my finger from the mouse. Something that just made a whale once upon a time.

September 18, 2023

Too Many Teeth

This is a relatively small number of teeth, but birds ideally have about zero, so it is concerning. Are we sure this is a chicken?

September 16, 2023

Deep Sorrow

Consider sadness, but then go another step beyond as you find yourself about to cry. But what are you even crying about? You perhaps ruined your sweater or broke some knickknack you've owned for years. It isn't the end of the world and we both know that isn't what you're really crying about.
September 14, 2023

Little Hat

Concerned about premature comb loss the chicken decided to wear a little hat, but looking into the mirror what was reflected was strange and different. Was this beret truly just a little hat or... Honestly even with the face it didn't seem all that evil?

September 09, 2023

Buff Bird

This is one buff bird, but I'm sorry it's just a bad pun, because he's not that muscular. Buff is the name of the color, you see.
September 04, 2023


This one is based on an emoji I saw on the side of a cup. Please feel this way, which according to the internet is "confounded"