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January 31, 2013

Two Illustration Background

This picture is simply two illustrations of chickens. It is meant for use as a tiled desktop background. Thank you for your time.

Just Butcher

He believes in Justice but he isn't a hero
He Cuts them apart but he isn't monster
He is Just a Butcher.

In this piece the artist abandoned many of his refined techniques in favor of a return to simplicity. In some places the lack of attention to details shows through, such as around the headband.
January 30, 2013

ID Card

This is the ID card of notable business executive Cluck Jones, VP of Marketting. Of course Cluck knows that's not how you spell marketing. He's also annoyed because < is not a valid thing to put in an ID number, though the Vs don't bother him, since most ID numbers have letters in them these days.
January 23, 2013

Dusty Trail

He walks alone on a dusty trail. Of course it's dusty. Why wouldn't it be? Just look at those clouds of dust he's knocking up by his talons. Now I know what you're thinking. What is this stuff he's trudging through? I honestly couldn't say. I think it's like sand, but with the consistency of a pile of snow.
January 22, 2013


This piece is quite pixelly. I mean it actually isn't. I just put a lot of effort into making it look like it was by spacing things out with the large square brush.
January 20, 2013

Recursive Chicken Hat

Alright, I felt like I should have fun with this. A chicken with a chicken as a hat. It's alright, but I took it to the next level by putting a nest with eggs in it on top of the chicken in a nest which was the main chickens hat. Also I don't show what's under him. It could be another level of nests going down.

Chicken wearing a chicken (like a hat or full costume)

I haven't done any of these lately, so it was time.
January 19, 2013

Reflection in my Eye

This chicken sees another chicken, and that chicken sees this chicken. They're staring down like nobody's business, but really it's everybody's business. Because the that chicken is reflected in this chicken's eye. Everyone thinks it looks pretty cool.
January 15, 2013

Stealth Spring

Now, don't go off complaining that it isn't Spring. It's Spring enough for Stealth Ace to be disguised as a Shoe Box. Look at the swish. You know it's good with that.
January 10, 2013


This chicken shows an impressive level of serenity as it smoothly moves through the world. Anyways I'm sure someone will question what this has to do with Firefly so I will say this. Serenity is a common noun. It has nothing to do with that.
January 08, 2013

Chicken Heroics: Magic

Magic is a key part of all fantasy games. How it works and what it is matters. In this game Magic is the only part that does not use an opposing roll. You flip a number of coins and need to get a set number of heads. If you do then the spell worked, if not it fizzles away.

I actually used Gritty Sharpness for any chicken currently using a spell since it feels mysterious. I'm done adding things to this game. I'm going to polish things up, finish anything that is half done, and then it'll be done.
January 06, 2013

Snow Bird

Shoveling Snow is an endless task in a winter wonderland. The Snow Bird never gets a break, but has fun with it anyways.
January 03, 2013

Scary Alien

A Brave Fowl Faces The Terrifying Alien Nemesis!
January 01, 2013

Happy 2013

Happy New Year! We haven't got a resolution this year, but we'll try to have a good year on here.