Monday, September 6, 2010

Challenger


Okay boys. Here's how this is gonna work. I'm posting this. You comment here, or shoot me an e-mail, with a challenge. I will then accept the challenge, and post it on this site.

I will accept any challenge, assuming it isn't something nasty or expensive to do. This is a family friendly site and I'm a college student. You could challenge me to sing a song. I do not care. I will get some chickens in there and it will be on this site.

Let's go challenger! I'll fight through whatever you throw at me!

Accepted Challenges
  • Write a Chicken Musical and illustrate the opening night. (It'll be short but I'll make it happen)
  • http://i53.tinypic.com/sphjxt.jpg (Isn't that a tad specific)
  • Chicken posing as an ivory billed woodpecker 
  • a chicken suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, that results in him having flashbacks to his time in the Vietnam War and causes several unwanted social situations
  • The Shining "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
  • a chicken with a baseball cap wearing a knit sweater whilst riding upon a skateboard juxtaposed to a store called Seed Barn
  • chick flick chicken 
  • YARN CHICKEN!!! (received through eMail) 
  • I think you would struggle to draw a Charles Dickens chicken licking a chicken-pox stricken chicken.(eMail) 
  • Twilight Chicken. 
  • Dante's Inferno
  • Rubber Chicken 
  • Chicken Versions of a TV show cast
  • Georgia O'Keeffe style 
  • TF2 Chickens(I have actually received this one many times from people I know...)  
  • George Washington's pet chicken, Revolutionary Chicken.
  • chicken version of the Mona Lisa 
  • Chicken trying to fly for first time
  • Chuck Testa Chicken
  • Chicken Duck Hybrid
  • RYAN GOSLING CHICKEN
  • Picasso *Artist* Chicken
  • Chicken Film Noir Detective Story
  • Anarcho-syndicalist chicken revolution.
  • Dino-chicken!
  • Chuck Norris
Completed Challenges
I'm Not Doing It
  • Make Chicken Crop Circles(I could like... Photoshop some maybe)
  • hatch actual chickens (I live in the city)
  • Chickenpede, which is a cross between a chicken and a centipede (I did a Chickenpillar The fool I am.)
  • badass animal-rights activist chicken (Isn't that Shades McCoolGuy?)

    93 comments:

    1. I challenge you to write a kids book that includes vampires, chickens, kermit the frog, and bananas.

      ....and it has to make sense...kinda...

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    2. I'd like to see a meta-chicken post.. a chicken drawing a picture of a chicken. Kinda like when you drew CM Paint with MS Paint, but with chickens.

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    3. I challenge you to draw a chicken rocking out on a guitar! No air guitar allowed!

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    4. How about baby chicks, and remeber that they aren't all little yellow fluff balls.

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    5. smoking teenage chicken with acne who thinks he's a badass?

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    6. me and my dog would like to see all of the many uses of a chicken, i was under the impression they were a bit like chinese army issue shovels. make us happy {'-'}

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    7. Hmmmm... A chicken crop circle? I will revere you for the rest of my life if you pull it off.. Complete with aerial photos. ;)

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    8. Write a musical for chickens, and then make an illustration of the big opening night.

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    9. No way, that challenge got it's own subheading? Superb.
      If you can pull off a convincing photoshopped version, I will attempt the real thing. This challenge has turned into a bet.

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    10. Marxist chicken's dilemma as he tries to navigate the tangled web of the necessities of industrial workplace relations law while holding down a part time job as masked vigilante redecorator

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    11. A chicken who mishappenly places himself in an awkard social situation with the president of the united states.

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    12. Chicken as president. And by president i mean a half cyborg half zombie president.

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    13. Draw a superhero chicken that checks his email and then is sad when he doesn't have any.

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    14. Can you draw a shady-looking chicken walking down an alleyway with a cigar in its mouth?

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    15. This chicken.
      http://i53.tinypic.com/sphjxt.jpg

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    16. i challenge you to draw a chickie cuter than this:

      http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/IaEg0bIVHtdDIaVbAy4uLc85dMvg6djs-44qY1g_wfo?feat=directlink"

      also, a request, not a challenge: would it be possible for you to show me how to draw duckies? because mine look mutated. thanks!

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    17. I challenge you to draw a chicken posing as an ivory billed woodpecker.

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    18. You should totally draw a chicken parody of a scene from Shakespeare, like something from A Midsummer Night's Dream or something.

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    19. I challenge you to make a chicken disguised as a cat.

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    20. I challenge you to draw Chicken Little.

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    21. I challenge you to draw an alien chicken that looks like an alien but still looks sort of like a chicken.

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    22. MORE BATTLE CHICKEN ISSUES! I WANNA SEE THE END OF THE SUMMONING TOURNAMENT!

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    23. Not a challenge, but I had sorta forgotten it a bit. It'll show up soon enough.

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    24. I challenge you to draw a chicken suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, that results in him having flashbacks to his time in the Vietnam War and causes several unwanted social situations.

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    25. I challenge you to draw a fencing chicken, with mask and epee and everything.

      Oh, and a chicken playing the piano!

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    26. A chicken version of the "HERE'S JOHNNY!" scene from The Shining

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    27. Challenge: Create a chicken in a medium you've never used before, be it physical (like yarn tied around thumbtacks) or software (like an HTML table with different coloured cells) or whatever.

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    28. Cannibal Chicken :D (Eating a drumstick or something?)

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    29. I challenge you to create a chicken with a baseball cap wearing a knit sweater whilst riding upon a skateboard juxtaposed to a store called Seed Barn(Where chickens eat)

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    30. I feel that a potentially awesome chicken would be a chick flick chicken, in which you could cast the chicken as either the handsome and strong, yet cynical hero, the bubbly, vivacious heroine, the sarcastic odd-ball sidekick, the setting, or possibly all of the above.

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    31. I would like to see a Sailor Moon chicken!

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    32. I challenge you to draw a white chicken in a snowstorm. Good Luck.

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    33. I challenge you to make a wolf in chicken's clothing

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    34. I Challenge you to draw a badass animal-rights activist chicken fighting for his cause!

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    35. Which came first... the chicken or the egg? I challenge you to draw the age long battle between both warring factions!

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    36. I challenge you to draw a chicken. This is not just a chicken, no. This is a Chicken in a giraffe costume. You must figure out how to put a chicken... in a life-sized giraffe costume. I wish you luck. If you accept, please send me a line at 3sides3angles@gmail.com, or comment at 3sides3angles.blogspot.com.
      Good luck with your chicken!

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    37. I CHALLENGE YOU TO.....

      Twilight Chicken.

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    38. I challenge you to make a chickenpede, which is a cross between a chicken and a centipede. You can accomplish this any way you like, but I'll show you an example: http://chickenpede.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d31c9jc

      Good luck! Shoot me an e-mail at purple7828@msn.com if you accept.

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    39. Dantes Inferno.

      No not the video game but the one from the Divine Comedy. There are 9 parts to this challenge, one drawing for each circle of hell: Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery. Bonus points if you do one for his entrance into hell with the Gate and the famous inscription.

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    40. I challenge you to draw a silkie! Actually, draw a silkie showgirl, which is an actual, ridiculous looking chicken. Google it. Or bing it, whatever side you're on.

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    41. How about a portrait of me? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chicken-Hanauer/162836845646

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    42. Chickens who look like the cast of a t.v. show you like. If you can't think of one, Rugrats will do.

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    43. I challenge you to draw a Georgia O'Keefe style chicken. Okay, so she didn't draw chickens. i challenge you to draw it that way anyway!

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    44. My sister's baby has clubbed feet. Make a chicken out of it!!!!!

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    45. I CHALLENGE YOU TO DRAW CHICKEN TEAM FORTRESS TWO CLASSES! lol, I really hope you accept this!

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    46. I challenge you to hatch actual chickens.

      And also if you mail me a fertile emu egg I will hatch it for you and take pictures of it.

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    47. In honor of the last Harry Potter movie which will be out on the 15th, can you make some Harry Potter chickens? Harry, Ron, & Hermione, Voldemort, some professors and Death Eaters, etc?

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    48. Many people have never had the good fortune of seeing George Washington's pet chicken, Revolutionary Chicken. Tragically, Revolutionary Chicken died young, before a picture could be snapped, having a tougher sounding name than disposition. I challenge you to pay tribute to Revolutionary Chicken.

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    49. I would love to see a chicken version of the Mona Lisa

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    50. Chicken trading card game with at LEAST three cards. I've emailed you with more details.

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    51. I dare YOU to draw a conference of chickens, making haste in idle chat and mooching off the free food.

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    52. Skeleton chicken, inspired by the "Drained" chicken. This one would be literally drained of all life. Do it.
      ...Please?

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    53. a super depressed chicken contemplating suicide

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    54. hello there =D i love your chickens i think there amazing! anywho if you could make a Chuck Testa chicken that would be quite awesome.

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    55. can you do a poke-chicken?
      if not, an anime-chicken would be cool

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    56. My town used to have a restaurant called ChickenTrout, and I always wondered what a chicken-trout would look like...

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    57. hi chicken maker.. omygosh im so shy because i looove u!

      please accept my challenge.....

      PICASSO *ARTIST* CHICKEN

      :)

      joujaa

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    58. A Chicken Film Noir Detective Story Poster

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    59. I'm late to this game, but can I challenge a U.S. Army Chicken? With a cool gun?

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    60. make a (recognizable) chicken with as few points as possible

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    61. A chicken operating a giant mechanical chicken. If this is thousands of pixels big, so be it. If you want the mech to be shooting an egg or something, that would be cool.

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    62. my challenge:
      anime-styled chickens.
      maybe two fighting or something?

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    63. Challenge:

      Draw yourself as a chicken! :) I'd be kind of surprised if you haven't done this yet.

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    64. Try Ciel Phanthomhive (look it up)

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    65. Anarcho-syndicalist chicken revolution.

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    66. Challenge:

      Step 1: Mario Bros Chicken picture.

      Step 2: Actual chicken version of Mario Bros.

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    67. Draw a turkey, a duck, a rooster, and a swan traveling together!

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    68. A dragon stealing a chicken from a chicken farm, only the dragon is doing that because the chicken is his son

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    69. Dino-chicken! This can be a dinosaur-chicken cross or a dynamite specialist chicken.

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    70. Ok, got two things for you to do, that I'm surprised I haven't seen.

      Chuck Norris Chicken.

      Kingdom Hearts Chicken.

      The fanboy in me demands it.

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    71. MY BAD PUNS HAVE DEVISED A CHALLENGE, CHICKENMAKER OF THE GODS.

      MORTAL KOMBAT CHICKENS...

      WE MUST HAVE THE MORTAL KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

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    72. ONE MORE FROM THE CAPSLOCK GOD.

      DEVIL MAY CRY CHICKENS, NERO AND DANTE.

      THE TIME HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I.

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    73. Hi Chicken Maker. I challenge you to draw an angry chicken CEO at an angry chicken press meeting.

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    74. I challenge you Chicken Maker! Draw a Chemical Engineer Chicken! Doing stuff! Yeah.

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    75. I challenge you to make a chicken void of matter and light. (warning: may rip apart reality, creating an all void anti-universe. however it may still contain a single chicken just floating around not knowing nothing throughout all eternity.)

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    76. Create a chicken entirely out of human facial features. Pictures work, please don't deface any actual humans.

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    77. Good evening Chicken Maker. Tonight I challenge you, to create a chicken, that embodies the heart, soul, mind, and passion embodied in the famous song "Eye of the Tiger". We can call it the eye of the chicken. dun dun dun dun! dun dun dun! dun dun dunnnn!

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    78. Games of Thrones chickens. Breakfast is coming.

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