Small Witch
When in doubt I really need to refocus on the heart and soul of this site, "Chickens in Funny Hats"
Coin
hose
Going with a more vertical chicken than usual, because chickens can be leggy or stout and I don't mix it up enough.
Dark Flower
Observe the shadowed figure of a chicken on the pale purple splash of a 'flower,' then just bloom into the best version of you.
I feel like I maybe write a lot of bad self-help motivational poster quotes on here.
Step
In the dreamlike space of the internet even the most convoluted things can be experienced. A single steps sending ripples through the air as you let your mind wander and your spirit explore.
Pumpkin – October 2024 Wallpaper
Another Halloween has come and as we creep into the night we can see the candles flicker in the withering jack-o-lanterns. In the darkness, where only bird beaked squid-like beasts lurk the shining visage of a chicken is all that the safe boys and girls need to see.
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Spooky Ghost
This is a chicken though so rather than a sheet this is probably just a pillowcase. Or maybe even a handkerchief.
Swept Comb
But you all agree that this is a chicken, even though birds don't have eyebrows at all, while this one is a striking example of them.
Dork
Overflowing
smol
You see, this chicken is very smol. Tiny. Wee little thing. Not a baby chick, just an exceptionally petite fully grown fowl.
Prance
Sprayed
There's no turning back. There's only going forward. That's why I never undid anything as this piece continued coming together. Each wonton stroke of the MS Paint Spray Can brought us closer to this.
I wanted to clean up the strays, but I stopped myself. Only going forward.
Neon Lines – September 2024 Wallpaper
New vertical wallpaper because I'm tired of the one on my phone, and I'm certainly not using someone else's. With crossed wings and golden horns I'd say this is some kind of devil chicken? Using that vague neon effect I'm always fond of, even if it is a bit cheap.
This shining horned devil neon chicken maybe has too much going on, but it's not like it's a cyborg zombie president or something.
Thank you as always to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi.
Polished Knife
A masterpiece of Slasher movie poster design. The killer is reflected in the polished kitchen knife.
Shining Brown
Hopefully not, because I can shine at least twice this bright. Not even burning from both ends yet.
Vs. Bat
Versus
Big Bat
They're in the Big Bat's home turn, but the Martial Fowl seems ready to go, even upside-down and a bit dazed from the blood rushing to his head.
Badge
Fox Behind
The chicken stalks the worm, unaware of the fox behind. You're all up to date on you classic Chinese proverbs, right?
In a chicken-based fantasy adventure it really only makes sense to use foxes as the equivalent of dragons. They even come in a variety of colors.
Shining Eyes – June 2024 Wallpaper
Big Air 2
There were questions about the flightless bird's fate, so let's continue her adventure.
The last chicken the airborne hen would encounter on her journey through the sky was a ravishing rooster parachuting down from a tragic accident. Their encounter just moment as she pierced through the cloud and their eyes met. From there it was a path to the stars.
Synchronized
Big Air
Egg-like Eyes
Don't Fade Away
It's sad to look at a site or comic you used to visit all the time and see that same last post from six years ago. The content eventually sputters out and without a word it eventually just stops one day. I'm just feeling a bit nostalgic and I went to a few sites I used to visit that left without any fanfare, just a final post that obviously wasn't intended to be one.
I'm not shutting down this website any time soon, but when I inevitably do... No fading away. I'm leaving dramatically. Probably on April Fools, just in case I regret my decision.
Guest Chicken
As it was done with a dry erase marker instead of MS Paint I'm not even sure where to start on my critique. Lacks a wattle, but a great attempt. Kind of like the eye shape
Golden Glow
As usual the perfectly fried chicken basked in a golden glow... But why was this one still moving and not even plucked?
Cliff End
Fishing
The chicken has been fishing for hours. Why hadn't it managed to catch a fish yet? There wasn't even a bite.
It certainly didn't help that the chicken had eaten all the worms.
Dark Reflection – July 2024 Wallpaper
Welcome back to ChickenMaker.Net, home of your favorite MS Paint Chicken Art. (Please let me know if there's any competition I should be harassing)
For this month's wallpaper we've accepted a theme of metaphorical reflection, which is why I drew mirrored copies of the same chicken, one a bright and colorful happy facade and the other monochrome so it's dark and brooding.
Thank you for your support.
Suddenly Cowboy
Anything is a Chicken
Full of Energy
Next up is breakfast. Lay your own eggs, I don't care.
Live a life full of energy!
Firework
I've honestly done this exact thing too many times. Nothing else feels like a better 4th of July picture though.
Blocky – June 2024 Wallpaper
I hate fake pixels. That is to say if you're going for that old video game look you should just actually make all of your pixels the same size and draw them on a grid. they shouldn't get bigger or scale or skew...
This is kind of that through. This is a chicken make of inconsistently sized blocks in a way that kind of upsets me. His blue sky world is being eroded by the purple-black darkness. It's not a metaphor. This is just moving into more of a weird horror video space.
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Head in the Clouds
Anyways it's cute so it's fine.
Popping
Mountain Vacation
I assumed I would have more time doing nothing and would naturally have the chance to make a chicken, but I was mistaken. Satisfying vacation, but I should have made this post on Thursday if I'm trying to have a schedule...
Shine Dark Bird
Maybe this is just the reveal of a new villain? Or just a dark and brooding friend.
Strange Smell
Really no way to know.
Zap
I told the Patreon folks already, but this month I'm going to be posting every Monday and Thursday and try out maintaining a regular schedule.
You may have noticed that's it's Tuesday. I scheduled this wrong and forgot to check, but the rest of the month should be smoother.
Awaken – May 2024 Wallpaper
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