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Chicken Maker
February 22, 2024

Sick and Soup

Everyone, I've been sick for days and all I've eaten is crackers and chicken noodle soup. 

Just lightly pity me.

February 17, 2024

Caped Traveler


Off on another adventure. Or perhaps just a bit chilly and eccentric. I don't know that I could pull off a cape personally, but it's certainly dramatic.
February 14, 2024

Valentine Heart

I love you all. Hope you had a wonderful day with your beloved.

I'm single though so I'm eating instant noodles.

February 12, 2024

Bloody Sword

The two birds locked eyes. That cruel smart chicken's glasses clinked as he strutted forward, not even giving the vagabond of a bird a second glance, but as their paths crossed the blade was drawn. As his head left his body Glasses never know which of his various crimes had been avenged in this instant.

Perhaps Chicken Maker has been lacking in excitement of late. I probably need to play more violent video games or something to keep the creative juices flowing and the thrills of our sporadic chicken art coming. Of course this isn't gory. I aim for a firm T rating on this website. This is just nice clean bloodshed.

February 06, 2024

Star Bird

The chicken had been sent away from the earth. The dark night sky full of stars was all wrong, but even if they were in the wrong places these were the same stars.

February 01, 2024

Green Lantern

Green Lantern, a classic American Superhero. I'm slightly unsure if the Green Lantern made this Energy Chicken or if the chicken is the Green Lantern.

January 29, 2024

The Butcher's Knife

The bird could only look up uncertainly as the life drained from its body. How had the butcher's knife struck when the chicken was wearing a helmet.

The misunderstanding of armor really went to show how birdbrained the bird could be.
 

January 28, 2024

Chalkboard – January 2024 Wallpaper

The off-yellow and white are the only real chalk colors. All the other actual colors felt like cheating to me. Just the dark green, and pale white, coming together to educate you all. Because I assure you this is an educational piece. From Korean to Italian we've written the chicken noise in a variety of ways. (Though it's a bit inconsistent since some are clucking and others are cockadoodledoo)

Thank you, as always, to my Patreon and Ko-Fi supporters. Without your support I'd probably still do this, but not nearly as much.

January 25, 2024

Tired

Hey everybody! Not to sound too excited but I'm pretty sleepy, much like the humble bird on screen, but unlike this poor fowl I'm going to bed.

January 21, 2024

December Short Videos

Here are last month's short videos. Because one had me drawing and erasing multiple chickens I don't have them all to post as pictures this time, unfortunately.

Spiraling

Fall into a trance as the spiral spins. You'll never know what lies lied beyond your thoughts as the hypnotist snapped his fingers. All you could do was question your sanity. Why? Why were there three chickens here now?

January 13, 2024

Color Grading

There has recently been a discussion online about the color degradation of old anime. Highlighted by the green skies of Dragon Ball, and general pinkness of Sailor Moon, neither of which were actually intentional. Both were just results of film degradation, copying and digital encoding.

Preserving things right is important, but this second chicken just lacks the charming character of the slightly green one above him. Like when you learn that roman statues were originally painted garish colors, not just left as striking white marble.
January 12, 2024

Twins

How have the roosters ended up so different, when they started as just two chicks born from the same egg. Of course they're identical, they're twins, but one ended up a real estate novelist, while the other is still in the navy. 

I somewhat doubted this was how birds worked, but apparently you can have fraternal twins in an egg.

Figuring out how to use my new crossposting thing, but this should be going up on Pixiv, Newgrounds, Tumblr, and Patreon

January 09, 2024

Mild

Late start this month, like most months. I'm not quite ready to go wild this year so we'll start with this mild chicken.