Action Game

Facing off against the giant death chicken in a bronze age themed action game. Things are going well so far.

Whiteboard

I bought a whiteboard. It was very cheap for a reason. Anyways, I went ahead and tested it out.

Flowers

Wandering a field of pastel flowers is a refreshing view on the world. It's more of a Spring look than a fall one, but we can still peak at flowers for a bit longer this year.

Sand Serpent

In this piece I chose to use a primarily orange palette to emphasize the desert heat. I felt that the confrontation between chicken and snake was something I had overused on this site, but there aren't that many.

Fat Bird

This bird is fat and has a big face. It certainly isn't an issue of tiny feet. It's the rest of the bird that is the problem.

Also there's a hat. That's good for aesthetics.

Skating

This appearance accurately reflects roller skating at your local skate place during elementary school. In a lot of ways it's like your local cosmic bowling alley, only with more small children and it probably doesn't serve alcohol.

August 2019 Wallpaper - Wizard

The wizard and thief crossed the dire cliffs, preparing to face off against the darkness that lay beyond.

As a reminder I guarantee a new wallpaper every month once we reach the $5 level on Patreon, which we now have. You can download this wallpaper at full size here.

Flutter

The adorable bird makes a fluttering jump onto the stump. The chicken will keep striving to be a better jumper.

Face To Face

When somebody gets in your face... Maybe they're just awkward and want to be friends. Or maybe they're a dreadful fiend who wants to tear out your throat. No real way to know so keep up your guard and maybe invite them to lunch.

Beach

Swimming trunks do not go on birds. This is quite trivial and you should already know it. So bird... Take them off.