Bang

The barrel of the gun pressed against the back of the anxious bird's head. Was this truly the end? Was there no hope? The lights go dark and the scene fades. All you hear is a bang. The credits roll. Tune in next week.

But probably not actually? I don't think this will get any sort of follow up.

Full Body

This bird stands tall from talon to comb. These slightly different proportions, along with the rare appearance of the chicken feet lets this piece stand out a bit among the countless other chickens on the site.

It's pretty standard without a funny hat or tragic backstory so that's the best it can manage.
 

Tall Bird

"Cock-a-doodle-doo" said Chicken B. The Sun rudely scoffed in response, but wanted to hear the rest of the thought. After a dispute the chicken looked away, recalling that you shouldn't make eye contact with the sun. "Cluck."

Simple Monocolor Character

I'm going to make a short comic or something. I want a simple main character so here he is. He'll probably change colors, but always in a single solid color. It will probably be some silly gag comic with a title like chick[non]sequitur

Stroke Of Color

Distinct lines make up the shape of a chicken's head. Color is added to make the form more clear. The angle of the beak shows a small departure from the standard form, leaning into a more cartoony look.

Rabbit Eggs

What kid of rabbit lays eggs? It's a question asked by the cynical youth every Easter season and I think this is the answer. A pastel chicken with bunny ears. 

Brown

Today's piece is brown. Consider the following: Wood, Chocolate, Dirt, Toast. These things are all more-or-less brown, even the toast.

Recipe: Frozen Nuggets

While most people have had them frozen chicken nuggets tend to get a bad reputation, largely due to their texture. By following this simple recipe you can get crispy and delicious nuggets every time.

First you'll need the following ingredients:

1/2 Cup Vegetable Oil

4-8 nuggets, per your preference

Lettuce (to taste)

You'll also need the following utensils and appliances:

Microwave

Stovetop

Skillet

Microwave safe plate

Fork

Paper Towel

1. First you'll want to put your nuggets on the microwave safe plate, directly from the freezer. 

2. Cook the nuggets on high for around 30 seconds in the microwave. They should still be mostly frozen when you take them out. 

3. Whole you're doing that heat a thin layer of oil in your skillet.

4. Once the oil is bubbling place the nuggets down in a single layer. Be careful not to get burned.

5. Wait around 30 seconds before flipping the nuggets using your fork. You'll want to repeat this every 30 seconds until both sides are crisped and a pleasant golden brown.

6. Remove nuggets from the oil and place on a plate covered in a paper towel to absorb the oil.

7. Place lettuce as a garnish and arrange the nuggets before serving.

Thunderstruck

Thunder burst down upon the aged chicken as those that would do it harm approached. The bird had long been touched by fowl magics, unknown and unknowable. Those who approached should have figured it out from the pointy hat, even if the color was faded out of it.

Minimalist – March 2021 Wallpaper

 

Countless lines coil through the piece precisely, but with a random and noisy flow. While I started with a minimalist concept the only part of this design that can be called such a thing is the color scheme. Honestly I was just tired of the dark phone backgrounds I released before so I made one that I would want to use for the next however many months. Making things that you like is a good enough path.

Thank you, as always, to my Patreon supporters. Without your steadfast support we wouldn't have these regular wallpapers.