Edges

 

Small detailed lines are fun, but are admittedly not that clearly visible so I've included a zoomed in version of this graphic and its three variants

Tall

This bird is tall. Not that I believe in things like that or anything, but I'm pretty sure that's how perspective works.

Baseball Season

As seems to happen every year Baseball season is coming. Really Spring Training is already in full swing. Get out and toss the ball around.

All I actually do is visit the batting cages a couple times a year though?

Small Brush

The tiny little 2x2 square brush is one I don't use very much. It lacks the smoothness that even the 4x4 circle brings in.

I don't know what kind of youths are on here, but the clear standard that was MS Paint has really changed over the years. I still use the Windows 98/XP flavor of MS Paint so there's only 12 "brushes", round (1x1, 4x4, 7x7), square (2x2, 5x5, 8x8), and the two diagonals (2x2, 5x5, 8x8)

Blacklight – February 2026 Wallpaper

From the depths of a blacklight poster in the back of a questionable store in a shopping mall we bring you the latest in MS Paint Chicken art. This isn't actually what those looked like, but it's filled with a nostalgic feeling.

I haven't made a new vertical wallpaper in a while and when it comes to my phone background it's just going to need to stay a little on the gaudy side so this felt fresh.

Thank you as always to my supporters on Patreon and everywhere else on the net!

Scrawls

Top Left is my favorite, but they're all pure and visceral displays of my primal emotions. Slyness, franticness, and of course being a squishy sleepy boy.

Space Chickens – December 2025 Wallpaper

We may be slightly behind on our regularly scheduled content, which is strange because I don't even have a schedule.

This, obviously, is based on my reliable Fantasy Football branding as the Space Chickens. Had it been posted in December I would tell you we were right in there, going the distance, competing for the Championship wrestling belt. Instead I'll tell you I lost in the end. But it's really all about the random trash talk we shared along the way. 

Enjoy these colorful chickens, and their mysterious home world.

Duel

Is it east vs west, or man against man?

As usual, the answer is no. These are chickens. Probably from the same place. Potentially brothers?

Brother against brother, like north vs south...

Twirls

Just scribble some loop-de-loops until you have an art. Try it at home.

Little Dance

Oh yeah, check out those moves. Not every day you see a chicken do a little dance. Definitely seductive or intimidating or whatever it's trying to do.