Fez

As I'm always telling you this website is all about drawing chickens in funny hats and to my shock I've never drawn a fez, one of the classic funny hats, on here. Not even when it was a trendy indie game.

Chicken Maker for 17 Years

This website is 17 years old, so about half my life Chicken Maker has been here as one of my main creative outlets. Even after all this time I'm still not quite sure what this is supposed to be exactly. Mmm... I'll just keep calling myself a fake artist.

Here's some of my favorites from this year.

These blocked out wallpapers are nice. 
Blue Nights

It's St. Patty's day so I guess a jig?
Little Dance

I actually did a lot of cowboys this year?
This is the only one with boots though.
Sepia

Magicians are one of the core funny hats
Card Trick

Red cultists are for Devils and green are for Cthulhus
Red Cultist

I'm still doing this faux NFT generator project.
Actually posting them feels like junk content though?
One Chicken

I'm also fond of Invisible, but it was already green. Happy St. Patrick's Day and I'll talk to you again, real soon.

Brown Hat

This bird's got a brown hat. Only distinctive feature worth mentioning as it heads into battle(?) one more time
 

Edges

 

Small detailed lines are fun, but are admittedly not that clearly visible so I've included a zoomed in version of this graphic and its three variants

Tall

This bird is tall. Not that I believe in things like that or anything, but I'm pretty sure that's how perspective works.

Baseball Season

As seems to happen every year Baseball season is coming. Really Spring Training is already in full swing. Get out and toss the ball around.

All I actually do is visit the batting cages a couple times a year though?

Small Brush

The tiny little 2x2 square brush is one I don't use very much. It lacks the smoothness that even the 4x4 circle brings in.

I don't know what kind of youths are on here, but the clear standard that was MS Paint has really changed over the years. I still use the Windows 98/XP flavor of MS Paint so there's only 12 "brushes", round (1x1, 4x4, 7x7), square (2x2, 5x5, 8x8), and the two diagonals (2x2, 5x5, 8x8)

Blacklight – February 2026 Wallpaper

From the depths of a blacklight poster in the back of a questionable store in a shopping mall we bring you the latest in MS Paint Chicken art. This isn't actually what those looked like, but it's filled with a nostalgic feeling.

I haven't made a new vertical wallpaper in a while and when it comes to my phone background it's just going to need to stay a little on the gaudy side so this felt fresh.

Thank you as always to my supporters on Patreon and everywhere else on the net!

Scrawls

Top Left is my favorite, but they're all pure and visceral displays of my primal emotions. Slyness, franticness, and of course being a squishy sleepy boy.

Space Chickens – December 2025 Wallpaper

We may be slightly behind on our regularly scheduled content, which is strange because I don't even have a schedule.

This, obviously, is based on my reliable Fantasy Football branding as the Space Chickens. Had it been posted in December I would tell you we were right in there, going the distance, competing for the Championship wrestling belt. Instead I'll tell you I lost in the end. But it's really all about the random trash talk we shared along the way. 

Enjoy these colorful chickens, and their mysterious home world.