Samurai

Don't give up samurai! Your gritty de-saturated journey to overthrow the shogunate, save your love, and restore your fallen family's honor is still ahead of us.

Chicken with a funny hat is my favorite content.

Spray Painterly — November 2023 Wallpaper

Painterly styles discard linework in favor of a focus on shapes and brushstrokes. This is MS Paint though so the old reliable Spray Can is the closest thing we have to a brush. Well, I've done this sort of thing before, but for this one I wanted less filled out look so it has simpler colors and bits of the 'canvas' peaking through 

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Thanksgiving Turkey

By far the most questionable content on this site. Here is our annual-ish turkey. To my fellow Americans, Happy Thanksgiving. And to the rest of you have a great Thursday.

Into the Blue Sky

Sometimes when you're frustrated you just need to shout into the blue sky and let it out into the world.

Then you can go back to being your usual boring self and relax.

It's a Bird

Please consider the deeper meaning and nuance of this piece. In the foreground we have a humble hen. In the background just the word Bird repeated. I hope this message resonates with anyone who needed to see it.

Professional — October 2023 Wallpaper

October's wallpaper is a nice professional one that is appropriate in any workplace. Just a cool muted blue with geometric shapes on it, some of which are naturally chickens, as to appeal to the youth or whatever my fanbase is. I suppose I could actually use this at work but that's just crazy talk. (Unless...)

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Burst

Burst onto the scene right at the climax!

The theme song starts to play as the chicken prepares to deliver a devastating monologue.

But, all the bird had to say was "Bawk bawk baw-kawk!"

Angles

This piece is made of nice orange angles. It's a more refreshing color palette. Not sure I can say the same for those diamond eyes though.

Soda

I really want a soda but it's night time and I don't keep things like that in my house, because when I do I drink them all.

Also I prefer coke, but this non-copyright infringing logo clearly isn't that.

Halloween 2023

Usually on Halloween I make multiple posts for the season. This year I decided against that and just made one... Which I then forgot to post. So let's start off November strong with a Happy Halloween

We have all the core holiday themes. Pumpkin, Witch, Frankenstein's Monster and Ghost. Thank you for indulging me.