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July 09, 2025

Time and Space


Mastery over Time and Space is a distant illusion for mankind, but what of the descendants of dinosaurs. Surely in their infinite wisdom they passed everything down to the delicious and tasty birds we have today.

Time travel is blue in my mind and I'm not quite sure why... Definitely translucent floating clocks though. That part is objective.

July 04, 2025

July 4th


Happy America Everyone. As you may be aware I'm watching some fireworks.

June 28, 2025

Scale


How zoomed in do you want your chicken? I assume somewhere between deep fried and one of those rotisserie chickens from the grocery store.

I like the back one. His lack of detail and smallness are appealing.

June 26, 2025

Struck By A Thought

Carefully consider your options. None of the ones you think you have matter. It's all going to come down to the poorly conceived notion you get at the last moment.

Anyways, do you think I can do a house of cards shaped like a chicken or would it need too much glue?

June 21, 2025

Construction Wizard

The construction wizard consulted his blue scroll, but honestly couldn't make heads or tails of these so called skyscrapers. Shouldn't they be something reasonable, like a Chicken Coup or an ominous Tower?


I was on vacation. I thought I let you all know, but I forgot.

June 10, 2025

Ghostly

 

What makes a ghost? Is it simply a lack of colors and floating in an undefined word of crossing lights?

Of course not. It's also being a bit less than alive.

June 07, 2025

Card Trick

The humble pigeon thought they were playing a Collectible Card Game, but the chicken Magician's endless deck of cards dazed his vision as he learned the horrible truth. The 6 of Diamonds was the pigeon's card right from the start.

June 02, 2025

Space Cowboy

Yeehaw yonder space critters. Now that the feathered outlaw has escaped into the depths of space we can only count on a humble space sheriff to stop him.

The gold and purple star BG looks nice I think?

May 29, 2025

Tiny Chicken

A rare not MS Paint because I'm busy and not at home. My finest phone-based Pixels.
May 26, 2025

Take Flight – May 2025 Wallpaper

For this month's wallpaper four silhouettes show a bold action, as the chicken attempts to take flight. A Stand, a Leap, a hesitant Stumble and finally Flight, which chickens quite infamously cannot do very well. That's what following your dreams and taking a leap of faith is all about though. You might stumble, but if you don't jump you'll never take flight.

Thank you, as always, to both my paid supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi and everyone who just occasionally comments. Keeps this whole thing fun.

May 22, 2025

Character

A new and exciting character being added to the roster.  Really stands out from the rest of the site with the firm confidence to just be "Bird"

Not even firmly identifying itself as a Chicken, much less something respectable like a Knight or a Horse.

May 20, 2025

Face Focus

Maybe I don't know what Monday is...

Anyways for today's chicken I have decided to firmly focus on the face. Do birds have faces? It feels a bit off, but I think it's find. That beak/eye area is the focus of today's chicken maker experience. Not outline the body lets it shine through more.

May 15, 2025

Robe of Stars

The mysterious wizard was cloaked in a Robe of Stars. It was so distinctive one could almost, but not quite, forget that they were also a giant talking bird.

May 13, 2025

Mirrored Shapes

Perhaps this is a bit too wide, but with a striking form you can look at and nod knowingly.

I know I just said I was going to follow a schedule, and then immediately failed, but let's just ignore that. This Tuesday post is basically a Monday post.

May 08, 2025

Negative Spray – March 2025 Wallpaper


This piece is an exercise in the art of intentional imperfections. Because this is all digital it's somewhat trivial to get perfectly straight lines and perfect coverage with perfectly flat colors. Using physical paints you just naturally get a bit of texture or a slight fade from uneven coats, but here that simply isn't the case. When applying the color to the chicken's features I struggled to leave gaps without ugly chunks, because I also very much didn't want things to just be a solid color, but weird blocks not colored in are ugly.

Thank you for joining us for another wallpaper I should have posted two months ago. Might be time for me to enforce a schedule on myself again. Let's call it Mondays and Thursdays. That seems manageable for now and I'm saying it publicly so maybe it will actually happen

May 07, 2025

Long Legs

Stand tall, look firm and show off those nice long juicy drumsticks. The striking appearance is just oh so tasty.
 

May 04, 2025

Red Cultist

The red cultist's eye shine with an eerie light. 

Gotta focus on the core fundamentals, chickens in silly hats. Of course that isn't literal. It doesn't need to have a hat, any cheap Halloween costume is fine.

April 26, 2025

Learning

Every day you can learn something new and when you do don't let people mock you. How were you supposed to know this thing wasn't a dog?

April 22, 2025

Twisted Heart – February 2025 Wallpaper


Letting one of these "monthly" wallpapers roll over into the next month doesn't really bother me, but this one is from February.

This bird suffers from the crushing experience of reality as it encounters the lovecraftian horror of love. (since this should have been for Valentine's Day) As the chicken's whole world falls apart, left cold and alone without a cute hen in sight, sweet whispers come from the void.


April 20, 2025

Colorful Coat

This time we have a bird in a colorful coat with a striking scarf for contrast. Theme? Meaning? No, just gaudy for the sake of gaudiness.

If I owned it I would be too embarrassed to wear it in public.

April 17, 2025

Vibrant Mirror


I enjoy a minimalist chicken, but I needed to add some gaudy colors or it would feel lacking. It was decent black on white, but now it aims to the top with a look I can only call a Vibrant Mirror

April 11, 2025

Cool From The Start

Most of us just aren't cool from the start. You gotta build up to it over the years as you do more things and get more confident.

Not this little chick here though. This baby chicken was cool from the start.

 

April 07, 2025

Pastel Stroke

Really just another example of chicken classic. I think it looks great, but I didn't really have an idea or a concept. I just drew a chicken, started coloring it, added a random effect and said, "Yeah, that looks about right."

Anyways we had freezing rain yesterday but it's firmly into Spring so I want to believe it's getting warmer.

April 01, 2025

Human Person

 

Enjoy a normal human person as a break from the tedium of chickens. Look at his Human-style T-Shirt and Human-style Baseball Cap.

March 30, 2025

Too Close

Turning in a drowsy daze you come face to face with this. Horror? Mystery? No, it is simply too close. Please go ahead little bird.

March 27, 2025

Smooshed

 

Here I freely indulge in the experience of coloring, with the passion and ease of a child who hasn't quite figured out shading solid colors, but is pretty good at staying in the lines.

March 22, 2025

Thick Contrast

The thick strong line and stark contrast of black and white come together with the illusory form of fowl's face.

March 17, 2025

16 Years

16 Years and what do I have to show for it? Some would say a strangely impressive internet website. Welcome back to Chicken Maker dot Net.

In this years thrilling anniversary/St Patrick's Day celebration I just deeply thought that making things green turns them into a scifi adventure. Here are some of my personal favorites from the past year.

Starting off with Spring Circles

I just enjoyed my actual Mountain Vacation

Blue Float was already a color, but now it's green

Big Air 2 was intended to have a space sequel but I forgot about it.
Green is like space, but maybe Big Air 3 now that I found it.

Synchronized has a nice pose. Neon vs Forest

Vs Bat is my single favorite piece of the year.
This is my Chicken Maker

Small Witch was cute. Purple to Green was pretty smooth

Yeehaw! was the better of the two cowboys I made

And I don't like him, but we can see the New Shape one more time

If you enjoy this nonsense consider giving me a dollar on Patreon or Ko-fi, where we have over 70 additional chickens, with a new one added every month.

March 16, 2025

Next Level

 

Push further. Do better. Be more. Don't just get on my level. Get on the next level.

This is a cute chicken

March 11, 2025

CMYK

When it comes to the miracle that is print media you need to embrace the real colors. Red? Blue? Not real colors and just things you need to get over. It's just a lie, like when your elementary school teacher said you can't subtract a bigger number from a smaller one. Don't worry though, we still have yellow.

Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & blacK. The CMYK you can trust. The Chicken Maker You Know.

March 10, 2025

Cube Void

As the hen awoke in the mysterious void she could only scratch her cheek. Mysterious floating cubes everywhere was all well and good, but aren't voids usually endless darkness.

Hopping from cube to cube the bird began an uncertain journey, practically flying even though her wings were clipped.

March 05, 2025

Morning Sky

One of the most reliable aesthetics there is. A silhouette in front of a shining golden sky. (Dawn in this case)

 

March 03, 2025

The Top

Face to face at the top of the world. 

The true final battle awaits. 

You vs 2 Birds.

Fight!

That feels about right for one of those overly pretentious fighting game intros you get in some of the stranger titles.

February 25, 2025

Big Jacket

Getting a suit jacket that fits is a great way to make a man feel like he's worth a million bucks, but that's bound to cost hundreds of dollars. You can get a jacket that's too big and doesn't fit at all for like $15 at a thrift store.

February 22, 2025

Sick in 2025

Hey everyone. I know we've been very inactive this month. I've been sick for the past week, but... I mean I'm still sick. I'll get back into the swing of things soon hopefully.

February 14, 2025

Valentine's

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.

February 03, 2025

New Shape

Here is a new shape. I don't like it so don't expect to see it again.

Unless of course this inexplicably grows on me and I start to think of it fondly later on.

January 31, 2025

Back in Action – January 2025 Wallpaper

Fun action poses are good. Let's give this chicken a sword in its beak and have it cutting some vague baddies in half. Sometimes I lean towards robots, but this is bad samurai movie inspired so they're his fellow fowl instead.

Thank you, as always, to my supporters on Patreon and Ko-Fi. Without you I would probably be even more sporadic with updates than I already am.

January 30, 2025

Empty Mind

Staring into those eyes you know that bird brained critter hasn't thought in years. Maybe ever.

I like this face. Gotta keep me on my feet.

January 29, 2025

Ghost-like

Today's new friend is rather ghastly. Some might even say ghost-like. Not me though. Pretty sure haunting blue glows are a normal part of being a still-living bird.
 

January 24, 2025

Bright Shadows – December 2024 Wallpaper

Silhouettes are always hard, because I like how they look but they inherently feel lazy since I'm skipping steps like color and shading and linework. Anyways these are a pair of beautiful birds on a backdrop of warm waves.

Thank you as always to my supporters, and fans. Usually I emphasize the people giving me money on Patreon because that's exciting, but random guy who commented twice or left a like a Facebook. I appreciate you too. This website wouldn't be fun without you.

January 22, 2025

Round Sky

Look up proudly into the sky and everyone will know that you're adorable. Maybe especially if you ain't.