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May 28, 2022

Stare – May 2022 Wallpaper

I proudly present this vaguely abstracted wide chicken face. This is the face of a bird you can trust. Give him your full support, both now and in the future.

Special thanks to my Patreon Supporters, as always.
May 25, 2022

Mildly Frustrated

I am mildly frustrated. I was cleaning up some old accounts and things that I have and accidentally deactivated my most essential Chicken Maker Patreon account. That will hopefully be restored shortly since I resubmitted it and sent a message to their help desk.

EDIT: And it's back. Support me on Patreon
May 22, 2022

Neon Glow

The lightly colored hum of a neon sign, obscured by the pale glow of its own light. It is unmoving and unbending. It stands as a light in the darkness, but only one that looks cool, not one that does something helpful like guide your way or illuminate the surroundings.

May 17, 2022


For this piece we have chosen to really mix things up. That's why the chicken is facing left rather than right.

Of course the real secret is that the head isn't defined and both left and right are in white.

May 12, 2022

Cloud Fall

Falling from the blue sky one questions how the chicken reached such heights in the first place. Did he leap from a plane? Fired from a cannon? Or is it a legend who truly took flight in a magnificent display... but not for long.

May 10, 2022


The bird has flared feathers and a flame-like comb. I feel pretty concerned about the round beak being too like a nose, but I think it works at least in the context of the rest of this site. The important part is the nice thick lines and strange shapes.

May 08, 2022


For today's piece an anxious hen watches as her egg begins to hatch.

Happy Mother's Day.

May 06, 2022

Trying Hard – April 2022 Wallpaper

If you're doing something you should be trying. Trying to what? I don't know. You don't need to seek victory, success or even fun. Just actually do whatever it is you're trying to do. Sorry this one got a bit delayed. I wasn't happy with it last month.

As always these wallpapers would not be made without the support of my Patreon supporters. Go there and give me a dollar. They get to see an exclusive bonus chicken every month.

May 04, 2022


May the 4th. It's the Star Wars joke, you know. I just wanted to draw a laser sword.

May 02, 2022

Fighting Game

Fighting Head-to-Head in a best two out of three. Punch in that crazy input and use your... um...

I can't figure out a good chicken pun for Hadoken and any other special move feels too obscure to reference. Like half the special moves in these games end in -ken because it means fist and I guess I can roll that into Chicken, but that just gives us things like Ha-do-chicken. That is fun enough but I'm not satisfied with it.

Anyways I like King of Fighters if I'm picking a fighting game, though I haven't played the newest one yet. 

May 01, 2022

Face Him!

Do not look away from him. His cold vast stare overwhelms your mind.

Face him! A mere bird is smaller than you so it will surely lose to your passion.