Chicken (Pixel Dailies)
Standing Desk
I have a fancy electric standing desk at home now. I've wanted one for a while because I've used them at work and I stand a fair amount there. It was a pain to build but now that I'm using it I feel good about the whole thing.
Why am I sharing this? Well there's a post on this site that was about me building a bookcase forever ago and I fondly recall someone I shared the site with questioning that being a valid post topic. Yes, of course it is.
Question
Lasers
Lasers fire back and forth as the battle rages between the space emperors' forces, the last remnants of mankind, and the giant alien chickens, who are obviously the moral heroes.
This is obviously sci-fi. You can tell because the chicken has the little metal cup on the side of its head.Meander
Round
Clucker Logo
As soon as I get a few billion from a random angel investor we can get started.
Unfortunately I've made use of this Twitter/Clucker "pun" before.
Not Surprised
You sneak up on that bird. It was finally time to get rid of it... It's head turned, a calm look in its tiny fowl eyes. It wasn't surprised by your appearance. Did it even know why you were here? It would be best to leave now, before it gets upset.