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Social Media platforms. Making one is the key to big success so I'm proud to present our newest concept, Clucker. Clucker is a social media platform unlike any other. By banning non-chicken related content we can avoid the issues of other platforms, such as over-sharing and arguing with your uncle about something stupid.

As soon as I get a few billion from a random angel investor we can get started.

Unfortunately I've made use of this Twitter/Clucker "pun" before.