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August 31, 2021

The Hills

Multiple layers of green rolling hills contrast with the pale sky above them. Only a vaguely tired chicken draws us away from this scenic experience.

August 26, 2021

Low Poly 3D Print

I recently purchased a 3D printer and, as with all thing I own, decided I should probably try to make a chicken with it real quick. Here is the final product I made after some trial and error. Along with the low polygon chicken, which is just a style I'm vaguely fond of, I went ahead and printed a stamp of the logo. No reason not to after all.

August 24, 2021


It's like the song says "are we human or are we dancer?" The chicken has an obvious answer as it is not human. As the wavy technicolor pattern fades in behind the dancer you can only accept this claim even though you had been confident he was an investment banker. 

August 23, 2021

Stick The Landing

Stand under the spotlight with a joyful spark in your heart. Shine brightly and stick the landing. Do you feel inspired? Was this um... very heartfelt? I think we're all feeling great so I'll leave you with this for today.

Shadow Figure

The dark figure peaks out from the shadows. What secret would he reveal? What deal would they make?

Sometimes I regret working in MS Paint. I made a mistake and couldn't undo it. This wasn't supposed to be a dark shadow figure. I had a colorful piece I was almost done shading... do like the way it looks though. The shadowed foot has a style I'll have to intentionally do some day.

August 17, 2021


The chicken silhouette is a staple of vaguely country themed kitchen accessories and home goods. I feel like this is obviously the core demo I've been overlooking. Just cut a Live Laugh Love in the middle and we're golden.

August 13, 2021

Mosaic – August 2021 Wallpaper – 2000th Post

Welcome to the 2000th post on! Here we have a lovely wallpaper made out of other classic pieces from the site, with some light color correction. I suppose it should be obvious but most of the background of most of the pictures is white, with a healthy amount of blue and green since I periodically make monotone pictures in those. Overall I think it came out pretty well

Usually I'd say this is thanks to the patrons for the wallpaper, but for post 2000 I'll say it's thanks to me instead. I don't know why this is still a website but we'll see what fun post we have next.

August 07, 2021

Pilot – July 2021 Wallpaper

A cowardly chicken has been entrusted with the safety of the city by piloting the giant fighting robot, Chickenzer. Giant robots are a staple of youthful passion so letting a bird fly around in one is the only viable option to fend off the coming alien invasion.

Thank you as always to my Patreon Supporters. Without them I wouldn't make these monthly wallpapers.
August 03, 2021

Confident Jump

To demonstrate that you truly believe in yourself sometimes you need to jump, even with a large pit in front of you. Even if you are a flightless bird, like the humble emu.

This sort of spray can ground texture was basically a staple of early 2000s flash games so I thought I'd just roll with it and use the texture for the shading on the chicken too.