Chicken Torch

What if you could be fire, human torch style? Would you? I wouldn't. Being fire seems almost as bad as being on fire. But maybe it would be really cool and would let me have a cool fire mustache? Have you even imagined?

Burning Knight

Left in the burning field of war the chicken knight had only burning passion left to stand tall against everything
 

Mysterious Knight

The mysterious knight was identified only by his distinct Chicken-Themed Helmet. The true identity was entirely unknown. Hmm? No, of course it isn't a giant chicken. That would be ridiculous. It's just a man in a chicken helmet.

Burning

This bird is burning with passion, and literal flames. Fire is the most reliable and consistent theme on this site. Right up there with chickens.

I've been sick for the last few days, but I guess I feel better now.

Phoenix

As the legs roasted to a tender golden brown the pan burst into flames. Born from the delicious ashes the phoenix crowed, destroying your oven.

Through Fire

Going forth through the raging flames, confronting and overcoming the adversity of literal fire, is the only way to truly become a better and more delicious... Sorry forgot where we were going with this.

February 2020 Wallpaper - Reborn

A shining phoenix of a chicken rises up from the flames. As the flames burn the world is shown its glorious form.

This piece may be too orange, but the golden flames and feathers go together so well and I didn't want to leave it brown or grey, which I tried in earlier iterations of the design.

As always these wallpapers are brought to you by my supporters on Patreon, where you can download the full size version.

Eye Hell

It's hard to say what wrong this bird did, but we can say with certainty that it did wrong. Elsewise it wouldn't be in a place like this.

Burn Bright

Red and blue flames lick the air as the chicken wanders the otherwise dull and shadowed box. This was a strange, but still it was warm. Still, one had to escape before they ended up roasted

Trust

Sometimes the only choice in life is to run forward, even if it's through trouble, and trust they everything will be alright on the other side...

This seems kind of serious. I'm not having any trouble or anything right now.

Burning Heart

As long as the passion burns in your heart you can keep fighting and doing what you're passionate about. Even if it's some weird MS Paint blog you still question yourself for making.

Also this is a classic Survivor song. It's in Rocky IV.  Totally relevant

Fire Face

Drawing fire never gets old for me. There are so many ways to do it and most of them are wrong. This one for example is entirely horizontal. The colors should go from the inside  to the outside rather than the top to the bottom.

Oceanside

Looking out at the ocean is an amazing experience that a lot of people miss out on. Well, looking at the ocean in particular isn't the important part. It's really just seeing nothing but water as far as the horizon. Any large body of water will do. One of the great lakes for example. Think that's all I have to say.

Year of the Red Fire Rooster

So, I had a bit of trouble deciding what to do for Chinese New Year. I mean it would be good to finally work on Zodiac Pals, but I think it's pretty clear I don't have actually know what my plan was for that. I mean I last mentioned it last new years when I said I was going to do more Zodiac Pals. That was clearly a lie.

Then while passively googling I saw that it was the Year of the Red Fire Rooster. I mean that just sounds cool and fits on this site with no issues, so while ignoring the details I put this together.

Facing Fire

A dramatic pose in the face of fire. What more could you possibly need? Took me a few tries to get that wing just right. Ah, this pic is a bit higher resolution than usual so click for the full sized version.

HD Background June 2016: Escape Mad Fire

I used to draw a lot of fire, so I decided to focus in on that for this month's wallpaper. First thing I did was just draw those pretty flames. Then I had to do the next part and it took me a bit to decide what the next bit was. A fowl escaping from... hell? Sure. That works, but then I had all the empty black space. What should go there. I contemplated a bit. There's nothing wrong with having white space, so to speak, but a purple pattern seemed like a good call. I tried some swirls and swooshes, but didn't quite get the feel I wanted. Then I realized... It was insanity. This fowl is escaping the flames of madness!

Enjoy the 1920 x 1080 quality

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Angel & Devil

This is Angel. An adorable picture of a white fluffy chicken with a halo backed by clouds. It's cute. I should do the sparkly anime eyes more often.

This is Devil. An angrier and pointier fowl than the Angel. I tried to maintain the cute cuddliness but the mean-ness kind of overwrote it. I just don't have my Ebil style down pat just yet.

Trail of Destruction

The scariest part of the whole situation was that the bird didn't even realize that it left a trail of death and destruction in its wake. It just walked forward at a steady pace.

Blue Flame

The blue fire rages endlessly through the darkness as the mad fowl's roar(?) filled the void. It was hard to say who would survive in this land.

Demonic Knight

He had trained for a long time, longing to gain a respectable position as a knight, but he was never really someone who would be able to achieve that. The bold rooster was knocked down, barely able to survive as a mercenary. When all was lost, standing along a sole survivor of the losing side he saw a spark and he took it. An offer was made to him, and while he might some day regret it he accepted what was given.

I forgot the most important part of this site. The part that truly does ignite my passionate soul. Being completely dry and serious as I do the absurd.