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Chicken Maker
January 19, 2022

Boot Hat


Assuming a men's size 8 boot how big is this chicken. I'm sure this can be easily calculated for a terrifying answer. A bird this size could tear a man apart in minutes. It is wearing a boot on its head though so it's probably friendly.


  1. To envision the size of this chicken, I am picturing a dude wearing that boot after he has removed it from Mr. Chicken's head. Oh no. That made the chicken mad. Mad!!!