Sunday, July 26, 2015

BK Pirate

Here we have a mundane and uninteresting pirate. I'm sure he's sailing several lakes, defeating average sized octopi, and finding some loose change.
Anyways, what's significant is that his coloration is Burger King's. I'm not sure if there are chickens with red beaks or not but I'll look into that later.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015


A fine tuned blend of style with as little substance as possible... That's not quite right. I could have way less substance than this. Don't you make me show off my lack of substance.

Duel in the Light

I actually did two pieces last week and just kinda... didn't get around to posting them... So here's the first one. It's just a fine work of vibrant color and conflict. I kind of just feel like this is a standard piece in the collection that showcases the normal style of the site.

Also is Duel in the Dark a phrase? This was meant to contrast that in title, but it turns out Duel in the Dark is just some WWII war game. It's not even something I've played so I'm not sure why I got that stuck in my head. Still sounds nicely dramatic though.

Blindfolded Martial Artist Bat vs. El Bandito de Pollo. FIGHT

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Chicken Hood

I apparently haven't done Robin Hood. I thought I had, but I couldn't find one, so here's my archer. My Robin Hood... But he's a chicken you see, so we're going with Chicken Hood instead. My thanks to anyone who can point out when I did this before. Any of you random guys just do an archive binge or anything?

Key point is that I think those trees came out pretty well. Does it look forest-ish?

EDIT: Many thanks to the anon who directed me to Fowl Hood

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Different Business

In this piece I do something different, because the consistent style I use on this site... I mean all chickens don't have combs or wattles. Some have dark flesh and white poofy feathers. Basically you have a lot of options as far as this goes, though I stick to the most generic so I can mix things up easily.

Also, let me give a delayed welcome to Yat-Fung Yeung who is one of the two people to back my Patreon. Sorry about the slow start this month everyone.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Feather Dino

So I was reading about dinosaurs today and it had a lot to say, like complaining that Jurassic World should have used the modern and correct feathered dinosaurs, which is nonsense since it's a sequel to another movie. I completely agree if it were a new franchise of course, but this film's pretty much already set. Anyways the main thing I got out of it was that they should have birdlike coloration and T-Rexes almost definitely had large neck flaps... So I made this. Scale and proportion don't go with T-Rex but it's for sure a dino of some sort.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Trail of Destruction

The scariest part of the whole situation was that the bird didn't even realize that it left a trail of death and destruction in its wake. It just walked forward at a steady pace.

Well Established Fact

By this time I think we can all agree to the well established fact that the primary purpose of the Egyptian Pyramids was to relay messages to their strange alien overlords....

But have you stopped to consider the possibility that those aliens were in fact giant space chickens?

How about now. The evidence is clear! Why do you think Horus has an Falcon   Bird  Chicken head?

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Winter In Summer

If I have to pick between Winter and Summer I'm going to pick winter. I mean I really preference Fall above all else, but I'd rather it be cold than hot. Snow is a huge pain, but I can bundle up and avoid winter weather. This guy on the other hand is bundling up and enhancing his summer experience. Gotta get all that hot in.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Ritual Preperations

A studious mage preparing the ingredients for the mysterious ritual he intends to presume...

I don't know why I'm having so much trouble drawing something I like enough to post. This one I actually drew a while ago as part of my Chicken Heroics Supplement that will come out... eventually. I rewrote most of it so probably soon. I colored it for today's post though.