Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Delicate Soldier

The refined young pullet really had no place on the battlefield. She had forced herself along without letting anyone else countermand her, but now she could only look on with a frustrated appearance.

I don't rightly know the setting for this one. I guess it's psuedo-medieval?

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Off To Adventure

I wanted to try something with a different style today so I used a nice round head and simplified feet. I think it came out pretty well. Do you fellows have any thoughts?

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Unpleasant Lenses

There are Rose Tinted Lenses. That's when everything is perceived as bette than it is/was. This is a common analogy.

Another analogy, which is actually a bit of a play on words, is Jade Tinted Glasses. This is because being Jaded is when you see everything worse than it is. Then we take that Jade is green (Though white jade really isn't that uncommon...) and we can apply it as a tint too.

So this guy is jades, but there's a swirl of hope in his vision of the future. Also he has a hideous bow-tie. It's a clip-on, which probably hurts.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Internet Down

My Internet is down. Site will resume activity shortly...  Posting from my phone with this photo...

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

May 5th 2015

Happy Cinco De Mayo. It's not Mexican Independence Day! If only I had some way to find out what it really is. All I have is this useless computer though.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Mighty Dive

Any semblance of a theme is a blatant lie. This picture is complete nonsense.

Friday, May 1, 2015

1200

Hello everyone. I just wanted to apo-

Sorry to interrupt you regularly scheduled Chicken Maker, but we have exciting news. This is post number 1200! I was going to throw it in yesterday since I hit the end of the month and wanted to post some more since I don't feel satisfied with the number of posts I've had the last few months... But all I had was this.

It just didn't seem like enough, so I kept going. That much is clearly not enough to properly celebrate this many posts. After all this is an excellent site and it deserves better than I have been giving it. That's why I decided to do something like this instead. 1200 glorious fowl to celebrate this victory.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Demonic Knight

He had trained for a long time, longing to gain a respectable position as a knight, but he was never really someone who would be able to achieve that. The bold rooster was knocked down, barely able to survive as a mercenary. When all was lost, standing along a sole survivor of the losing side he saw a spark and he took it. An offer was made to him, and while he might some day regret it he accepted what was given.

I forgot the most important part of this site. The part that truly does ignite my passionate soul. Being completely dry and serious as I do the absurd.

Detective and his City

He was one of the boldest detectives in town so he had been willing to take on the job. It would be the last one before his retirement. At least that was the plan. After tracking every lead and covering all of his bases he realized they had left months ago, and gone across the river into the City proper. His contacts there were all long gone. He was sure of himself but standing at the riverbank he didn't know if he would be able to track them down.

Simple Gent

You can tell this guy is a gentleman because of the monocle. His years of running a Broadway Deli also up his street cred, so long as he doesn't mention that it was a Deli