Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Feather Dino

So I was reading about dinosaurs today and it had a lot to say, like complaining that Jurassic World should have used the modern and correct feathered dinosaurs, which is nonsense since it's a sequel to another movie. I completely agree if it were a new franchise of course, but this film's pretty much already set. Anyways the main thing I got out of it was that they should have birdlike coloration and T-Rexes almost definitely had large neck flaps... So I made this. Scale and proportion don't go with T-Rex but it's for sure a dino of some sort.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Trail of Destruction

The scariest part of the whole situation was that the bird didn't even realize that it left a trail of death and destruction in its wake. It just walked forward at a steady pace.

Well Established Fact

By this time I think we can all agree to the well established fact that the primary purpose of the Egyptian Pyramids was to relay messages to their strange alien overlords....

But have you stopped to consider the possibility that those aliens were in fact giant space chickens?


How about now. The evidence is clear! Why do you think Horus has an Falcon   Bird  Chicken head?

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Winter In Summer

If I have to pick between Winter and Summer I'm going to pick winter. I mean I really preference Fall above all else, but I'd rather it be cold than hot. Snow is a huge pain, but I can bundle up and avoid winter weather. This guy on the other hand is bundling up and enhancing his summer experience. Gotta get all that hot in.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Ritual Preperations

A studious mage preparing the ingredients for the mysterious ritual he intends to presume...

I don't know why I'm having so much trouble drawing something I like enough to post. This one I actually drew a while ago as part of my Chicken Heroics Supplement that will come out... eventually. I rewrote most of it so probably soon. I colored it for today's post though.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Master Cook

Don't worry. He cooks only vegan... and sometimes fish. Never eggs though.

Friday, June 12, 2015

On a Bun

Many a dark tale had been heard by all members of the flock since their youth. This one was especially gruesome. There were many rumors that if they were caught by that old woman hey would become a chicken sandwich.  Of course one unlucky pullet was captured and as the large sesame seed bun closed around her... Wait, that's not how sandwiches are supposed to work.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Clucking Palm

We're starting this month off a bit late, but that's alright. It just means I need to be a bit more passionate for the rest of the month...

The Clucking Palm is a high level technique... It's basically just a palm thrust. Why is this attack related to chickens? I guess it must make sense somehow. Perhaps the guy who teaches it used to be a humble chicken herder...

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Deep Understanding

Standing on the precipice of reality is the core of gaining a greater understanding of it. This fowl has been in a deep meditation for more than a century and impressively once it exceeded the universe's understanding the universe didn't even notice that he should have been dead ages ago.

Highlights look much more profound that lowlights I think. Also I think that's hair dye terminology not art terms but... well whatever.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Blue Flame

The blue fire rages endlessly through the darkness as the mad fowl's roar(?) filled the void. It was hard to say who would survive in this land.