Thursday, January 29, 2015

Can't See Watch

Where would a chicken wear a watch? How about on the neck, like a choker. It fits well for sure but... You can't read it. A miserable failure.

Talking about time... sorry I didn't post for a week.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Bright Ninja

A red scarf and a blue outfit... Surely the ninja will never be seen in the dull ashy dusk.

Hat Power

Some people say that true strength comes from the heart.
This is blatantly untrue.
True strength comes from the depth of your hat.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Dark Magic ???

Got all the mysterious, hoodedness, pink swishes, knots and chickens you could ask for in a chicken. I mean all the art you could ask for in a knot. I mean bow. I mean enjoy!

Monday, January 12, 2015

Business of Acing Stealth

The most important meeting of his life. will he manage to get his proposal through to corporate? Little does this fine business-fowl realize that Stealth Ace is right under his beak.

You guys like random throwbacks to things I did years ago, right? I'm just going to assume the answer is yes.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Round on Sky

A return of the Rounder and Cuter style of chicken. He's just adorable.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Cold Winds

The icy cold. It freezes from the tips of the wings to the ends of the talons. The comb's about to fall off, you're sure. The Cold Winds are a dangerous foe.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Read a Book

The internet* is a waste of time. I suggest all of you get off of it. Instead you should go read a book.

*The internet refers to all sites that are part of the "World Wide Web" excepting ChickenMaker.net and related websites, pages, and services.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Zodiac Pals 2 (2015)

Happy New Year. I resolve to make more Zodiac Pals.



Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Crossing Guard

A crossing guard has only one thing he must do. That is safely guide children across the street while wearing a bright orange vest.