Monday, May 2, 2016

Set Sail For Adventure

Yargh matey! Are ye ready ta set sail-

Wait, maybe this is more steam punky. Uh... I don't remember how to talk all Victorian.

Art thou prepared to set a course on the path of adventure?

Mmm... Close enough.

Monday, April 25, 2016


A smooth fowl overflowing with stowl- I mean style.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Roosters & Rituals Now Available

Hello everyone!

Back in the distant past of 2013 I released Chicken Heroics, a nonsensical chicken-based tabletop RPG.

I am happy to announce that after announcing it back in 2014 I have finally released Roosters & Rituals: More on Spellcasting in the World of Chicken Heroics. I hope you'll check it out.

Get your copy of the 13 page expansion today exclusively at DriveThruRPG for just $1.50.
Also I had thought I previously posted more of the art from this book on here but i couldn't find it so let me share one of my favorites. It's about magic items so I just covered two chickens in random junk.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Shine Bright

Shine bright with your holy might brave Fowladin. Ward off the darkness. 

Sunday, April 17, 2016


I feel like this should be pointing right. Years of video games have taught me quite decisively that right is forward. For some reason I feel like this looks better facing left though. I don't think that should matter though...

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Day to Day

You need to learn to enjoy your day to day life, because life is just a series of days. So, put on your ugly polo shirt and go to work on Monday, even though you'd rather not.

Glad I don't have to wear a polo shirt.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Computer Upgrade

On Tuesday I received some computer parts and pulled my computer apart... And when I put it back together it wouldn't turn on anymore. I've been fussing with it since then and this morning I gave up and took it to a repair guy. Hopefully they'll get that back to me next week.

Fortunately I still have my laptop so I really have no excuse for the lack of activity.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Rap: Spray Wild


Getting ready to lay down some sorta Rap song. Just gotta think of more smooth rhymes. I made a little beep and boop theme song for this site before and it didn't really do anything for me, so I thought it over and obviously I need to change genres on this thing. Those boops and beeps might even work pretty well if I just lay down some slick lines on top of them. I don't know how to talk rap music, but this all seems pretty in line

So far I've got like:

Goin since 2009!
Chicky-chicky-Chicken Maker! (That might need to be more like a dragged out MAYKAAAAA.)
M-S-Paintin' fair and fowl
Gotta get down when you hear this now!

I dunno. It still needs some work still.

April fools or whatever. Honestly this is pretty much identical to the standard content.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Martial Training

After a youth of indulgence by he and his clutch mates were left in an awful debt. Unable to receive the support of their flock the youth stepped on a path of Martial Training to repay the debts of his clutch and find a higher place within the flock

Since I've been doing this forever pretty much everything reminds me of something, and since I've been doing this so long a lot of the time the older piece looks terrible to me. So, as my throw back here's Kung-Fu Comeback. I think I did a much better job of the pose this time.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016


Time travel is only possible when you follow the rainbow into the computer future, but it helps if you're cute.