Friday, August 17, 2018

Fan Submission

A guy I know (coworker) asked if I accepted art. The answer is of course I do  Send me fan work through Twitter, Facebook, tumblr or email. Or whatever else I have. Now let's talk about what's wrong with this

First and foremost it was made with one of the fancier brushes in the modern MS Paint (Though I think this version is also defunct now in favor of Paint 3D), grease pen I believe, so it lacks precision. The chicken's feathers have a texture, which is nice  but it's entirely the wrong texture. It's better to just leave it flat.

This piece is rather large, but didn't add much with all the extra canvas. The shading on the comb and waddle is nice, but the background is visible through, as the dark part wasn't drawn over the edge, but around the main portion.

Overall, a decent chicken and a solid first attempt. The fill on the body isn't complete, with the background visible through the colors. Most importantly it was not saved as a jpeg. This is the most important thing as it is the biggest problem I've seen with what people have sent me in the past.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Ancient Evil

I couldn't think of a good Ancient Evil look after I titled this so we're going with a pyramid.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Thumbs Up Method

Much like the Hand Turkey the Thumbs Up Chicken is a flawless pinnacle of art. This site has been going too long. Needs more sequels in my opinion.

Blue Kung Fu

Some random chicken person in a gi and headband is a core part of 80s American culture.

So, here's a nice blue one.

Saturday, August 4, 2018

wobble bird

This is how bird feet look. Ask any expert who agrees. I'd suggest contacting me for confirmation, but I might disagree.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Looking Back

Looking back... What is this strange website I made? Well, I'm committed now at any rate.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018


I can't type with a bad Australian accent, but throw some shrimp on the barbie for me.

Monday, July 30, 2018

What a Square?

Is this a square? The shapes and variable brightness is somewhat disorienting to look at. Maybe I should actually use an optical illusion. I can draw a few without looking anything up. after all, they used to be on the back of cereal boxes.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Going Deeper

The captain had escaped and the sea was feeding on its own. The bloodstained captain was going deeper into the sea. The captain could see the goal. At least that was the hope. The captain had been underwater too long already.

Saturday, July 28, 2018


The NES is still fun to play. Mine is still hooked to my TV, though I rarely use it.