Turkey Stab

Today one bird would be roasted, and with a quick stab in the back the chicken escaped that fate.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

Just Jump

You can't stand still. When opportunity knocks you what are you going to do? I might just ignore them? You though. You should just jump at it.

Unsure

I'm not really sure what I'm doing with this site anymore? Once upon a time any dumb thing I thought about doing on the internet just got a coat of ChickenMaker.net, but I have other accounts and projects so it falls into the background sometimes. 

If you're a fan, don't worry. I still like this site and it isn't going away. This is my sandbox and I'm still posting, even if I haven't had any big project on here in a couple years. I feel like it's probably time to pick something new and actually commit to it.

So this is just a quick update and an announcement that I'm going to get something new started on here soon. Even if I haven't actually decided what that is yet.

Festive Fall

Oranges and Browns. Oranges and Browns. Everyone wishes for Oranges and Browns.

Happy Autumn to those of you lucky(?) enough to have four seasons. It's cold today.

Big Vision

With a quality pair of glasses from the optometrist something else can open its third eye.

That something is surely this chicken. These glasses certainly aren't its size.

Sepia

These boots are made for walking, but they are objectively not made for a chicken. They must be horribly uncomfortable with bird feet.

You gotta do it for that yeehaw style though.

Ghost X Zombie – October 2025 Wallpaper

The spookiness of horror, violence and romance happening in the hen house as a Ghost (chicken) meets a Zombie (chicken)

Thank you as always to my Patreon supporters, and as a special occasion Happy Halloween.

On A Hill

Just a dark bird on a hill in the middle of the night. Nothing you can do when the mysterious hill lights start surrounding you. They're just a Halloween miracle maybe?

coo~ shades

This one is pretty coo if you ask me.

Pumpkin Face

We're well into the Halloween season now, and nearing the end of October.

That's why this headless chicken ghost is chasing you. I'm not sure if the bird is unusually large or this is a particularly small pumpkin