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June 12, 2015

On a Bun

Many a dark tale had been heard by all members of the flock since their youth. This one was especially gruesome. There were many rumors that if they were caught by that old woman hey would become a chicken sandwich.  Of course one unlucky pullet was captured and as the large sesame seed bun closed around her... Wait, that's not how sandwiches are supposed to work.
March 15, 2014

Toaster Strudel

This is a toaster strudel. I drew a chicken on it with an icing packet. The ads always recommended drawing things on them or writing words but the icing isn't distributed well at all when you do so it really isn't the best idea.
September 09, 2012

Food

In this picture two chickens share a meal. What it is I can't say for certain, but it's almost certainly delicious. This picture is set in olden times. You can tell because the one is wearing a breast plate and the other is wearing a cloak. This was conceptualized as part of my game but it didn't look very good in black and white so I went ahead and colored it and added some more bits to it. I think it looks pretty nice.
December 23, 2011

depressed



a super depressed chicken contemplating suicide
CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Suicide by fast food chicken restaurant.
December 22, 2011

These Potential Chickens Died On Your Farmer's Face Last night by MercuryCrest


Sorry, couldn't resist the tagline.
I haven't used MS Paint in 15 years, but this blog has inspired me.
The attached is my version of "SuperChicken"...mainly because I eat them constantly....

Yes. eggs are indeed potential chickens. interesting use of colors, though it is rather inconsistent. I mean brown is the outline of the white, but black is the outline of the yellow. Of course you saved it in Bitmap which is lossless(which is good) but bad for the internet(which is why I resaved it in PNG) Also this picture was pointlessly large in resolution and surrounded by more white space than I like to see.

No real problems with it, though I don't care for large single pixel outlines.
June 03, 2011

Chicken Sandwich Club

Ok Chiken Maker, heres the deal. I very much doubt that you could draw a chicken in a sandwich bar being asked to show his membershio card to the Chicken Club in order to buy a Chicken Club sandwich. If you can then I will admit that you are higher than me in the pecking order. (eMail) 

It's been a while since I actually did a challenge so I decided to take down one of the lengthier ones. I feel no need to explain anything.

 CHALLENGE... COMPLETE!
January 10, 2011

Chicken Eater


Cannibal Hunter Irving, of Chicken Kind, Eaten by Neighbor.

The criminal(name withheld by request of the family) was apprehended when the police found the contents of his deep fryer contained chicken. Neighbor's lawyer claims it was "[my client's] own flesh, from an accident." Police claim the accusation is ridiculous, based on the percent content and lack of injuries to the accused. 

The Irving family is very distressed, and says "[the accused] was always such a nice man. He even helped with the day to day things." The funeral will be closed casket, as much of the body was disposed of by the heinous acts of the accused.
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It's been a while since I last took on a challenge so I figured I would do this one. I feel kinda weird trying to make something look evil for eating a piece of fried chicken. I mean, I know I enjoy myself some chicken. Oh right... CHALLENGE COMPLETE!!
September 28, 2010

Special Soda

A fine high class soda from a cheap chicken based fast food joint. That was the first though, then I though, "Maybe they're like reverse a chick-fil-a. you know Chicken based advertising for their juicy burgers.
October 05, 2009

Wrong Place



This chicken is in the wrong place at the wrong time. While innocently looking for a meal he got himself between some fries and a soda. It certainly looks bad.