Squares, Yeah?

Okay, we slammed down some squares. Layers and layers of squares. Slammed 'em right on under a nice chicken shape. I hope that you understand the concept of squares, layers and layers. It's all nice and striped but no, squares. You just gotta keep an eye on it. 

 

You got me? 

Devious Monster

 

It came to my mind all at once. The horror it would show. I had to put my (digital) pen to (digital) paper before it fled away from me. The image had to come forth into the world.

This chicken has a shocking glare. The devious stare of the monstrous chicken are incomparable. Evil eyes, belonging to neither man not chicken, stared into your soul. The red lightning of his vision cracks through the mind.

The dark shadows falling upon his body bring a force upon the appearance. The jagged details scattered through the image increase the feeling of evil. At a glance it lacks nothing. When you give it some time though it feels lacking. I don't know what it's missing but there is a lack for something.

From the University

Okay. This is my first time posting from the University computers. I have rather pleasantly discovered that they have the original MS Paint. It's nice to use the stark colors I associate with that. I mean I use them most of the time anyways, but it's nice to have them as my default pallet.

Anyways today's chicken is just hanging out and having fun on a pleasant day. Basically I had no theme so I just doodled until it looked nice.

Her Focus

After a long time meditating deeply on the issues the bright light of possibility seems to emanate from her. It surpasses any dull limits she has run into. The endless focus on how to be better has simply compounded into the aura of what is possible beyond what she has already achieved.

You may have noticed that I was using female pronouns. Now I'm not sure what tertiary sexual characteristic I'm picking up on here but this one seems feminine. It's probably the eyes. Oh, and as far as legitimate ones the waddle is rather small, as is generally the case with female chickens, though the comb is rather large. Of course as a human I'm sure those didn't factor into my mind at all.

The Moze Knows

Okay someone took me up on that "If you have a guest chicken" thing pretty quickly. I'm more than happy to accept it you understand.

This is a Spawn Chicken. It was made by "mozersmozer," a styling young lad. Now he actually sent me a jpeg earlier but he knew he should be ashamed of it and withdrew it because he's all sorts of awesome. He then remade it and submitted what you see now.

Now, I like it and all but I must say it gives me the impression of a penguin. Probably the lack of a waddle. I mentioned that to him and he just shot me a "Don't need it." so I'm sure he knew. The comb feels a bit tacked on since it lacks the shading the rest of the image sports but I can't really hold that against him.

I was a fan of Spawn so I can really appreciate this one. I can also say I wish those eyes were more glow-y.

Oh, anyone interested can see the one he withdrew here. Real awesome guy redoing it like that.

Briones Sucks Now

 

You know I used to think that Briones might be better than me just because his looked nicer and he had more talent. But this one has restored my faith. Firstly it's a jpg which as I've explained numerous times means you just don't care. You see jpgs leave all sorts of artifacts on colors. Also the bottoms don't match up at all. I'll admit that the exploding eye is pretty good. I wouldn't have ever thought of it after all. It's a real shame that despite his talent he doesn't put very much real caring or passion into it.

I unfortunately don't have enough energy to explain to you more thoroughly right now internet but just remember that I'm the best.

If anyone would like to submit some sort of guest chicken then get me at kaloo0 on AIM.

H.

This is the next letter in the alphabet. I bet you never expected it but H is the one immediately following G. Knowing this I acted fast and made it lime green.

Book Read!

This is a nerdy chicken with those big round nerd glasses. He's reading a big old book sitting on a table. There's even some nice dull pink wallpaper.

 Oh, I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year because I try and fail to do that every year. It's actually not going bad this time. I've got a vague generic plot and everything.

G.

G is the 7th letter of the alphabet
Such favorites as "Great," "Good," "Geometrical," and "Googolplex" start with this letter.

Now, I gotta ask... Was the style on this one a bad call? I mean it's kinda like a chicken-snake sorta thing.

Why Not?

This one's dull and predicatble. Why is it I always come up with something so lacking after I do something that sounds interesting. Well I guess I run out of interesting. Anyways check his pupil-have.  Resuming my alphabet soon.