Nesting

This is a happy chicken sitting in its new nest. It was made by her own hands, despite her lack of hands. As a chicken this sort of thing can't really be helped. I suppose it was probably made by here own talons rather than her own hands. The basic idea is fairly obvious at any rate.

Go With The Flow

Go with the flow. This post is a life lesson, but more importantly this guy is just relaxing and going with it. I mean if things are going bad you should try to pull out of it but generally just go with it and things tend to work out.

Expect one more later tonight.

Ready To Fight

This guy's tough. Evil, at the best he's a mercenary who goes where violence is. He's always ready for a fight. Having lost his right eye in a fight with a Japanese samurai assassin he's made up for his lack of depth perception by just being such a violent chicken that the nobody's willing to mess with him.

iNheritance

Well, this is a chicken receiving his inheritance in British Pounds Chicken(as opposed to Pounds Sterling)

If this seems like nonsense at a glance it's because I've received the same spam mail 3 times

Greetings,
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of our deceased client. Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you.
We are reaching you the second time because her instruction stipulates that this fund should be paid directly to you upon her death.
If you receive this notice, we request you to kindly acknowledge officially to enable us file in all necessary legal documents to the paying bank for the urgent release of your inheritance.

Please call urgently or send an acknowledgement email to enable us process your inheritance.
Yours Truly,
James Patton


EDIT: Just to keep all my cool internet chums up to date. As of August 15th I'm up to 6 copies of this message from 3 when I posted this.

Cut Away Letters

Here's a chicken with a stencil of the word chicken over it. At least that's how I've been vaguely thinking of it. I can imagine it being in some variety of cartoon theme song. So yeah. You can see the chicken that it there through the hole that is the letters. And what is that hole if not the filters we put of people when we look at him. You can only see him through the filter of chicken.

ORANGE!!!

Okie dokies fellas I'm back and I fulfilled my New Year's resolution even.(If you forgot I was trying to get a job. Took quite a while huh?)

This is an orange chicken. He's got a lot of orange going for him. I mean when I'm feeling blue I gave you some blue chickens and now I'm feeling kinda orange... Okay, I admit that doesn't really mean anything. But screw you. END.

Out of Town

I'm going to be out of town for a bit. Here's an emergency chicken(It doubles as a Making Of connected to Chicken Rider Kick!) Sorry about this. Be back soon.

swish.

SWISH! That's the impression I get looking at this guy. I think the Lines look pretty good.

Sorry for the lack of content in this post.

Minecraft Chicken

Well, I have more Minecraft. I built a chicken in Minecraft Classic. I think it's pretty styling so I took shots of it from several angles. Like I said. I'm addicted. Be glad I managed to channel it into a chicken.

Block-ish(Minecraft addiction)

My apologies for messing up my regular rate by not posting yesterday. I got addicted to Minecraft(featuring chickens) It's a pretty fun game. Like a world builder. Pay versions way more interesting than the 'classic mode,' cause you're engaging in some survival type things

 
At any rate I made a vaguely block-ish chicken because I'm addicted to that stupid game. Also the chickens in that game need to get some combs going for 'em.