With The Fishes

When the boss heard the news he was sure that trouble making bird had died. It was a tragedy, but he was swimming with the fishes now. As he sorrowfully mourned he saw a picture on social media...

More trouble from that damn bird.

Sleeping with the Fishes

They said he 'd be sleeping with the fishes. Strangely enough he seemed to pull that off.

Card Game Name

Chicken Maker Card Game just doesn't seem like a particularly good name for a game. Needs to be a big splashier. Something like Chicken Draw! or Cluck: The Chicken Maker Card Game. Actually I think I kind of like those mashed together. Chicken Draw! and then I can subtitle it The Chicken Maker Card Game. Anyways the game's not really done yet so I suppose the name isn't needed right away. I did want to know if you guys had any ideas though. After all my fanbase, which I used to and generally still do consider imaginary, is a creative resource I should exploit.

Fish Chicken 2

I still have not figured out how to make the mer-chicken sexy and mysterious. On the other hand I have kicked the quality up by a mile. Still can't work out how this stupid video program works. I used it before though so I'm not sure why I'm having issues

CHALLENGE COMPLETE

Oceanventure

This chicken is on an endlessly exciting oceanventure. With only a magical bubble of some sort to protect him from all that high pressure and lack of oxygen. The chicken is slightly worried about the hoard of fish but mostly he's worried about the flimsy bubble bursting.

Chicken + Fish = ?

Mermaids are sexy. Chickens are awesome. (and this entire site)  So I just put fish and Chicken together in hopes of something awesome and sexy. He's really more of a fish-chicken than a mermaid though. You know, like the monster from the black lagoon compared to a mermaid. Same basic idea but went a different way with it. It is half fish and half chicken.

This of course shows the absurdity of trying this without doing any sort of anthomorphism. After all the sexiness of the mermaid is top part. The fish part isn't what makes the mermaid sexy. The Fish makes it mysterious. This isn't awesome and sexy but rather awesome and mysterious. That's honestly just fine though. 

Mind I'm still not entirely sure what I got at the end here. Like I said it's more like a Fish-Chicken than a Mer-Chicken. Maybe I'll bring that former in eventually but for now I'll have to hold off on it since I haven't figured out how.