Trauma Strikes...

This chicken had experienced a horrible traumatic experience. His eyes show his sontant shock. He doesn't even take care of himself anymore. The dark and horrible sight he saw NEXT TIME ON CHICKEN MAKER!

Probably.

Doctor Evil D'Coolname

This is a mad scientist. You can tell that he's insane because of the lightning. He's probably rich too, since he's got that fine monocle on his left eye. You can't hear it but he's laughing maliciously at you even now. Also look at that crazy spiky comb. My only regret is that I didn't stretch this one down.

Not sure what you'll be getting next, but you'll get it before midnight.

EDIT: I'm a liar. I ended up finishing my stupid book tonight though.

Unexpected Thanksgiving

Back when I made my April Fool's Turkey I never expected this site would continue having content until actual Thanksgiving. As such I do not have a new turkey. I instead present this chicken in a state of shock and awe. He found this development to be unexpected

Cave Painting

I imagine that this is what this site would be like if I had been around back in caveman times... and cave wall blogging was in. Look, you can't really expect my rambling to make sense. This is a cave painting chicken. He's very dull and plain.

Chicken Punk

Well, this punk-ass kid is clearly a loser. He's chicken themed though and did up his hair and beard to be his comb and waddle. For some reason he looked Asian to me when he was black and white. I have absolutely no idea why. Also that nose sucks.

Politichicken: Three of Three: With Double The Chicken

At last we reach the final part of the Politichicken series. As I'm sure you can tell this is an Elephant Chicken and a Donkey Chicken on top of an American flag-like background. This one is all about how there is no need for that nonsensical arguing over political affiliations because in the end we all love America. That's what really counts after all, when you get right down to it. We may disagree on what we need to do for the nation, but it's the one we all love...

Except you Americans who keep saying things like "America is an awful country." and "*insert country they've never been to* is much better than America."

There's nothing against you non-Americans. You don't have anything to do with this piece though. I hope that you love your home country.

Politichicken: Two of Three

The Poltichicken goes head to head with the democratic donkey.

I don't have any real negative things to say on that note. This is a nonsense blog and no one cares about my politics.

Once more Part Three will be awesome.

Politichicken: One of Three

The republican elephant talks to the Politichicken. This is part one in my three part series.

Also, more importantly, elephants have a good number of simple tells. Donkey is a bit trickier.
Part 3 will blow your mind.

Sky Blue

I don't know why I called this one sky blue, but I did and I can't do anything about it now.

Also I've discovered that I can no longer type with the two finger seek and peck method. I also can't type properly but I'm cool with my method. I don't look at the keyboard and every once and a while my hands cross for seemingly no reason...

You know, if I wanted to talk about my typing habits I probably should have made a chicken typing something... I'm such a fool.

After a short hiatus I return with a chicken themed super hero the likes of which have most probably never been seen before.

When trouble brews he is there

When evil lurks he sees it

When darkness threatens he arrives

And with his cluck of justice...

BAM! POW! KA-CHOP-a-doodle-doo!