Strange Smell

As you enter the room you're struck by a strange smell. Is it something in the trash? Spilled cleaning supplies? The dinner you were invited to?

 Really no way to know.

Zap

Zap Lightning, the fastest chicken in the world. After a terrible bug zapper accident Zap found himself with the ability to move like lightning and cook tasty bugs in an instant.

I told the Patreon folks already, but this month I'm going to be posting every Monday and Thursday and try out maintaining a regular schedule. 

You may have noticed that's it's Tuesday. I scheduled this wrong and forgot to check, but the rest of the month should be smoother.

Awaken – May 2024 Wallpaper

Everyone has seen the old cartoons. We know what the rooster's job is. It's to wake you up at the crack of dawn with a powerful crow, but what makes it awaken? It's still night, but the rooster's eye is wide open.

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Nightly Chicken

Emerging from the darkness we have our nightly chicken.

Well, these aren't really nightly, but this one certainly shows up at night. It's scarier that way.
 

Armor

I used to do quite a bit of classic fantasy chickens, but it's been a while. Anyways here's a big with one of those beak helmets. It's a bit awkward to get on when you already have a beak.

Ominous

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Is this silence ominous enough?

Little Birdy

A little birdy told me your secret, so you may as well just admit it so I can use it to blackmail you later. Feel free to let me know if you stole money from a shady businessman or stabbed a man in cold blood.

I don't really want to know about anything more mundane or illicit.

Really?

You might say, "This is supposed to be a chicken? Really?"

And to that I say "I'm kind of settled into this way of stylizing things, but yeah. Almost everything on this site is supposed to be a chicken."

Hopefully the conversation ends there, because I don't have many more follow-up comments.

Colored Lines

This one is sad. You can tell from the eyebrows that chickens don't have.

With a Hat

Start the month off with a hat. It's got a good shape with a blown up brim.

Also there's a chicken