Oh, Angelic Woe

Here. It's a crappy angel chicken. There's no need to explain but I will anyways. He's got a halo with a headband to hold it there and little white angel wings taped to his back. The other chickens can tell he's an angel 'cause they don't have thumbs to put such a halo headband on.

Don't Worry. It's Dr. Chicken M.D

Don't worry. He's a doctor. I'm sure, because I drew him while I was watching House. That show's pretty nifty but it's got nothing on this serious hard line chicken He's got glass so you know he's smart. 

Passionate

The internet informs me that if I want to get readers I need to be passionate. As such I drew this chicken who is showing his passion through a DBZ-style flaming battle aura.  I know. He's not that great, but I like him. He's cute with his simple design method.

Color Edge

I'm just experimenting with stylistic approaches. And no, I don't know why I give chickens blue eyes. Maybe I'm trying to humanize them subconciously and simply hadn't realized it. That seems plausible. 

Horror and sorrow

Martinez's expression as he experiences horible terror and sadness. When he finds his brother Joe has been prepared as fried chicken. The dramatic impact is exciting and forceful.

Fade

Stylistically this piece is a repeated pattern fading from red to yellow with sharp changes in direction, giving a slight impression that it was carved rather than drawn. While each individual chicken glyph was a mere copy paste they were arranged meticulously by hand.

Symbolically it shows that our lives progress in a steady flow from one spectrum to another, as shown by the changing color, without the defining elements ever really changing, as displayed by the standardized pattern. Even when things seem like they're turned upside-down something still stays to let you hang on to some stability

Future Imperfect

Well today's chicken is a hardline tough guy in an apocolyptic future I gave him an eyepatch, and a chain collar. Oh, and I gave him some mounted guns, cause nothing else really came to mind while I was workign on it and it seemed like it was missing something. I'm not sure what's wrong with the sun, but the desert of the future is littered with the bodies of his comrades.

Chicken + Fish = ?

Mermaids are sexy. Chickens are awesome. (and this entire site)  So I just put fish and Chicken together in hopes of something awesome and sexy. He's really more of a fish-chicken than a mermaid though. You know, like the monster from the black lagoon compared to a mermaid. Same basic idea but went a different way with it. It is half fish and half chicken.

This of course shows the absurdity of trying this without doing any sort of anthomorphism. After all the sexiness of the mermaid is top part. The fish part isn't what makes the mermaid sexy. The Fish makes it mysterious. This isn't awesome and sexy but rather awesome and mysterious. That's honestly just fine though. 

Mind I'm still not entirely sure what I got at the end here. Like I said it's more like a Fish-Chicken than a Mer-Chicken. Maybe I'll bring that former in eventually but for now I'll have to hold off on it since I haven't figured out how.

Quick One

It looks like a standing chicken with wings too long. And that sounds awful, but if you think of it as a chicken-themed super hero it seems way less awful... I actually just like it. I'm not entirely sure what it is or when I made it. It's just like the coolest.

Isn't it sad...

Okay... I'll admit. This one doesn't particularly look like a chicken. I was annoyed becasue I lost my mouse and attempted to MS Paint myself one but it somehow morphed into this cute little sad guy. Just look at those eyes. He looks like he's about to break out in tears. You can't help but to be his friend