Sweeper

Steadfast concentration. Steadfast concentration and very fast spinning. These were the important core skills he needed.

Sorry, made this one of Sunday, but I guess I hit save instead of Post. My bad. Please enjoy.

Very Much Alive

To those spreading the rumor of my death:
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm very much alive.
I'm feeling much better now in fact.
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Back from sick leave. :)

Sick and Tired

Everyone, I'm sick and tired. Not of anything. I am just sickly and sleepy. Catch y'all later

Warbled

I used to draw things like unclear lines when I wasn't putting in any effort but... I guess I've got this down to like muscle memory. It was really hard to not make clean and crisp lines. I had to purposely wobble my hand when I did this. It's hard to do something wrong when you can do it right. That's why highly stylized art simultaneously looks off and really impresses me.

Steel Fowl

Is this metal monstrosity really the best that we have to offer? Is this really the limit of our expertise? The best we can hope is that it quickly ends up in a scrap heap! I want nothing more to do with it!
Dr. Valence Fowliski, lead engineer on Steel Fowl project

Shadow Wake

The shadow of a dream remains as man awakes. The nightmare in the shadow stains this world.

Sorry for the break. There will be more than just this tonight.

The Stars of Today

The stars of today are the has-beens of tomorrow and indeed the nobodies of yesterday.

Intensity

Today I have opted to utilize a high intensity chicken. Just look into that eyebrow. Anyways this high impact, high intensity chicken has been brought you by our sponsors. If you would like to be said sponsors please mail me a large check.

Good Luck

Prepare.
This is the last chance.
Break through.
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Try again.
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Good Luck.

Just noticed this is the 1337th post on the site. As an internet-type I felt I should mention that.

Find Your Smile

Find your smile! I see you over there, not smiling. Cut that out. Smile right now. Don't you give me that look. I told you to smile. Oi Oi Oi. Calm down now. No need for the not smiling over here. Okay. Never mind. You don't have to if you don't want to.