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Chicken Maker
May 18, 2012

ChickenMaker™: The Board Game

This is the long sought after ChickenMaker™: The Board Game.

Here's what you'll need!
1 six-sided die(Borrow it from Yahtzee or Monopoly or just buy some at the drug store)
A printed copy of this.(If you're feeling ritzy you can spring for some card stock)
Something to use for player tokens(I'm a fan of pennies)

How to Play

Before starting play everyone should choose a token and decide the order of play. Clockwise around the table is favored for convenience. Place each token on the START space.

On Your Turn
  1. Roll the die. 
  2. Move the number of spaces you rolled, following the turquoise lines.
  3. If you landed on a space with a marking follow the instruction on the sheet
  4. If you rolled a six take another turn.
  5. If you rolled a one you are passed next time it is your turn.
The first one to reach the END space is the winner.

Now I hope everyone will have fun with this, or at least gives it a try!
May 16, 2012

Nu Design

Well, the New Banner ran its course. It's time for a redesign. I threw up a banner a couple month ago and now everything's ready. The banner got tweaked a bit, since I thought it was kind of empty.  So, I'm going to be setting the whole thing up now. All the new images are in the post. It'll be shuffling things around for a bit until it's settled. If you show up in the middle well... It'll be in order shortly


White Beak

A god of chickens can only be their blind god of justice White Beak, who lives among the clouds. Important point to specify. This picture is not in Black and White. That's what he looks like, and I thought a silvery sky would be nice. Actually I made him up as part of a vague generic fantasy setting... of Chickens. The other gods would be things like Cluckthulu and A Tyranosaurus. Will I do anything with this fantasy world? Who knows. Probably not.

CHALLENGE COMPLETE!
May 14, 2012

TV Tropes

So guys. To help with ruining your lives/running this site I made a TV Tropes page about this site. Kind of surprised I never did it before. Page is kind of terrible as is so if any of you are secretly TV Tropes aficionados now is your chance to help me out in a way other than clicking my "Gimme a Dollar" button.

HERO: BATTLE FINAL

And now, finally, after all the time it took. HERO is complete, never to return. I think I had some good ideas, but the execution wasn't that great. And I forgot whatever plot I had planned for things more than once. If you've been watching sorry for the wait, and if you haven't you should take a look at the rest of the series.

Teals in my Eye

He's teal and has a tear in his eye. Do you get it?
May 13, 2012

Mother's Day Child's Drawing

♪ It's mother's day ♪
♪ It's mother's day ♪
♪ I'm happy that it's mother's day ♪
♪ And I want my mom to be happy too ♪

That's a song I sang for my mother more than a few years ago. As with last time I don't expect her to ever see this. Anyways my concept was a kid drew his mom a picture on some lined paper with crayons. Crayon effects are kind of a pain so I admit I just scrawled some white over it with the spray can tool.
May 08, 2012

Artsy Finals

It's finals week here at college. So I'm not posting very much. I came on to say I don't have time to be artsy, but I think I could probably get way artsy on a piece like this.

Just look at the unique contrasts and overlaps giving a clear sense of despair.
May 05, 2012

Rounder

This guy is just a ball of fun...

I'm not sure if this is cute or not. Hit me with some opinion in the comments
May 03, 2012

Clean

I just felt like doing a simple and clean design, so I did. Here it is. The end.

Also...
I don't have anything clever to say.