Hunter

The hunter stalks him prey with caution and a cold precise attitude. A mighty hunter who hunts throughout the land down under. Shut up.



Also... myeh... challenge complete...

The Vampire Chicken Who Liked Bananas

"I challenge you to write a kids book that includes vampires, chickens, kermit the frog, and bananas."

I have failed this challenge. I wanted to. I really did. But I can't jsut go off and used Kermit the Frog. He's a copy-righted character. Please forgive me Catherine. He's what I got:

400 Chickens (In Potential)

YES! We did it boys! This is my 400th post on this site. Gimme some high fives or something!

Okay, well, in one hundred and two hundred I messed with the idea that for the hundredth chicken I should have a hundred, and for the two-hundredth I should have 200. In both of those I didn't really do it. That was wimpy of me. But! for this one I have presented 400 chickens(in potential) in the form of a dress-up flash game. Well, I say dress up but it's actually a chicken maker game where you get to choose the wattle and beak and eyes, and what not.  And with all of that there are a total of 400 possible chickens.

I would have had more options but they add up way faster than I expected, and I did want it to have exactly 400 combinations.

Here's a link.

Zitty NotCoolguy

Here we have Zitty NotCoolguy. He thinks he's a tough guy with his leather jacket, but he's really just a young kid with no real responsibility, spending his parents' money to look like a cool cat, when really he's just chump change.

Ch-Ch-CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Sorry about the recent absence. I feel a burst coming though. There will be something else tonight. Something impressive.

Simple Chicken

Here I have drawn a simple chicken, so that y'all don't forget what this site is all about. This chicken is somewhere between my usual style and my rounder, cuter style. Well, I could say that but really I just drew it and this is how it turned out. So, I hope you like this simple chicken. Cause I need a break from themes and crazy styles sometimes.

Young Rocker

A young rocker, his heart still full of ideals, closes his eyes. He is confident, perhaps more than he should be, as he strums the first chord of the song. The music fills the air around him, spreading out to the audience and overwhelming what surrounds them. It's just the Young Rocker and his Music.

Honestly... Drawing a guitar is hard. I think it came out pretty good. I kinda have a good idea for a country music star one. Might need to make that too.

Also, this is the first time I'm gonna get to say it... CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Challenge Image

Well, I'm gonna continue accepting challenges until I'm not so there is now a link to it on the sidebar there. As always I'm posting it up here in case I ever change it. It'd be a shame to love a perfectly good chicken.

He has a strong determined look in his eyes, as is appropriate for a  brave challenger. It's not like we're gonna get in a fight but err... I'm willing to accept that sort of more direct challenge too but- Anyways, new chicken.

Challenger

Okay boys. Here's how this is gonna work. I'm posting this. You comment here, or shoot me an e-mail, with a challenge. I will then accept the challenge, and post it on this site.

I will accept any challenge, assuming it isn't something nasty or expensive to do. This is a family friendly site and I'm a college student. You could challenge me to sing a song. I do not care. I will get some chickens in there and it will be on this site.

Let's go challenger! I'll fight through whatever you throw at me!

Accepted Challenges

• Write a Chicken Musical and illustrate the opening night. (It'll be short but I'll make it happen)
• http://i53.tinypic.com/sphjxt.jpg (Isn't that a tad specific)
• Chicken posing as an ivory billed woodpecker 
• a chicken suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, that results in him having flashbacks to his time in the Vietnam War and causes several unwanted social situations
• The Shining "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
• a chicken with a baseball cap wearing a knit sweater whilst riding upon a skateboard juxtaposed to a store called Seed Barn
• chick flick chicken 
• YARN CHICKEN!!! (received through eMail) 
• I think you would struggle to draw a Charles Dickens chicken licking a chicken-pox stricken chicken.(eMail) 
• Twilight Chicken. 
• Dante's Inferno
• Rubber Chicken 
• Chicken Versions of a TV show cast
• Georgia O'Keeffe style 
• TF2 Chickens(I have actually received this one many times from people I know...)  
• George Washington's pet chicken, Revolutionary Chicken.
• chicken version of the Mona Lisa 
• Chicken trying to fly for first time
• Chuck Testa Chicken
• Chicken Duck Hybrid
• RYAN GOSLING CHICKEN
• Picasso *Artist* Chicken
• Chicken Film Noir Detective Story
• Anarcho-syndicalist chicken revolution.
• Dino-chicken!
• Chuck Norris

Completed Challenges

• Guitar Rocker
• Smoking Teenage Chicken with Acne who Thinks he's a Badass 
• Children's Book(Vampire, Chicken, Bananas and Kermit the Frog)
• Do the Chicken Dance 
• Baby Chicks (Not Fluff Balls) 
• Chicken Making Chicken!? 
• Chibi Chicken 
• Feminist Chicken
• Chicken Posing as a Cat (Retroactively Completed)
• Swiss Army Chicken 
• Alien-Chicken-thing 
• Baby Chick (better fluff ball than this)  
• Chicken as president. And by president i mean a half cyborg half zombie president. / A chicken who mishappenly places himself in an awkward social situation with the president of the united states. (It's a two-fer) 
• Cannibal Chicken 
• Fencing chicken, with a mask and Epee and everything 
• Sailor Moon Chicken 
• Pen and Paper 
• wolf in chicken's clothing
• Which came first... the chicken or the egg? I challenge you to draw the age long battle between both warring factions!
• Giraffe Costume
• Ok Chiken Maker, heres the deal. I very much doubt that you could draw a chicken in a sandwich bar being asked to show his membershio card to the Chicken Club in order to buy a Chicken Club sandwich. If you can then I will admit that you are higher than me in the pecking order. (eMail) 
• Silkie Showgirl
• white chicken in a snowstorm
• Can you please make a army chicken?? (: That would be my dream come truuue! ♥ 
• Create a chicken in a medium you've never used before, be it physical (like yarn tied around thumbtacks) or software (like an HTML table with different coloured cells) or whatever.  
• chicken trading card game 
• Chicken Little
• chicken with flying nun hat. 
• Contemplating Suicide
• Marxist chicken's dilemma as he tries to navigate the tangled web of the necessities of industrial workplace relations law while holding down a part time job as masked vigilante re-decorator 
• Draw a superhero chicken that checks his email and then is sad when he doesn't have any. 
• Romantic Poet
• God Of Chickens 
• Skeleton
• make a (recognizable) chicken with as few points as possible
• Chicken Trout
• Me
• General
• Chicken Soup
• Another Anime Chicken
• Chicken wearing a chicken (like a hat or full costume) 
• Shakespeare Parody
• a shady-looking chicken walking down an alleyway with a cigar in its mouth? 
• Sailor Moon Chicken!!! (Retroactively Completed)
• Kung Fu Chicken Fighting a Ninja Cat
• Chicken Planet
• a turkey, a duck, a rooster, and a swan traveling together
• Angry CEO at Press Conference
• Mario Bros Chicken picture
• Kingdom Hearts
• two anime chickens fighting or something (Smooch)
• Naked Chicken
• Dragon Stealing Chicken that is his son.
• Chicken operating giant mechanical chicken
• Tesla
• Harry Potter Chicken

I'm Not Doing It

• Make Chicken Crop Circles(I could like... Photoshop some maybe)
• hatch actual chickens (I live in the city)
• Chickenpede, which is a cross between a chicken and a centipede (I did a Chickenpillar The fool I am.)
• badass animal-rights activist chicken (Isn't that Shades McCoolGuy?)

Mouth Blader

The Mouth Blader. A chicken with a blade in his beak. He's been fighting for ages using only the style of mouth-based swordsmanship passed on from father to son for generations within his family. Unfortunately he is rather more violent than previous generations of his family and became a gang leader feared by many.

Also I appear to have dipped into a bit of lack of skill. I should swim out of it soon enough though. I'll keep posting until it starts to look cool again

Stormcrow the Green

Well, on occasion I feel the need to gauge my ability to draw, and usually the best way to do that is to try to redraw something I drew before, so I remade Stormcrow the Green, who I originally created last September. Now, I feel like this shows more of my change in sense, like coloring and making crescent moons, than it does with my ability to draw, but I feel like there's definitely been some improvement. Anyways I like the glowing green aura deal better than a couple crescent waves.

A wizened old wizard, Stormcrow the Green is a spell caster without many equals. (Being wise he knows better than to think he's without equal)

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On the note of Improvement I think I need to rework that Best of Chicken Maker List. There's not a single thing from 2010 on there and I can see all the things I've improved on when I look at them and think things like "If I'd made that now I'd have redrawn that head before I posted it." So, do you have any favorite chickens on this site. If you do feel free to comment below(or anywhere on the site really) or send me an eMail(It'd be a nice break from the spam mail I usually get in there.)