Books

I sold 11 copies of Chicken Heroics, exceeding my sales goal by 1. I'm thrilled about it. So I did one more piece of art that would fit in it... Not that it's actually in it at all. Well, whatever I'm bound to do more with it at some point. Maybe this will slide in at that point. It's a chicken mage with three spell books floating around him. I mean that sort of thing is magic 101, right?

Forsaken Sword

The rooster left the blade behind. He had fought his battles and with that there was no need for him to hold it any longer. He'd never been able to swing it anyways, since he didn't have hands and it was way too big.

The Bomb!

Maybe you aren't aware but this site is the bomb! To clarify this point I drew a bomb. Then I drew a chicken on said bomb. Then I put said bomb on this website. Now you know this site is the bomb. Just hasn't exploded yet.

Ninja Leap

Bounding from the building the Ninja threw himself through the air. What macabre task did he act on tonight?

Little Guy

This little guy is the culmination of all of my skills and abilities up to this point. I mean check him out. For real. Check him out.

Work of Confusion

This is not a work of art, but one of confusion.

Cluckthuloid

Well a few days ago I did an archive binge and I found that something I made isn't on this site. Well, that's hardly any fun.

A priest twisted by his dark desires and the force that he contracted to gain them. His body was forfeit from the start. As soon as he made the choice he had lost his right to remain a normal chicken. He was a cluckthuloid now, twisted by Cluckthulu's unworldly influence.

Cluckthulu obviously being a chicken version of Cthulhu  though really he's more of a Yog Soggoth than a Cthulhu but that's not nearly as popular and recognizably a thing. He definitely won't be taken out by a boat or any of that nonsense. Well this guy might be though. He's not boat proof at all.

Smokin' & Gamblin'

You can tell this guy's the ruffled tough guy type because of 3 factors.
1) The Crinkled Cigarette; They don't make you cool!
2) The Cards; He's almost definitely not playing Magic The Gathering or something. He's a rough tough gambling man!
3) The Gritty Sharpness; I don't think I did a gritty nerdness, but it sounds familiar so maybe I did.

Number 1 Best

This is not the number 1 best chicken, nor did I choose one, but I did update the Best of Chicken Maker on the sidebar, and if anyone has any feedback or opinions on it, like your favorite not being on the list, I'll be glad to hear you out on it.

Oh, you want to know about this lady? She won the beauty contest of course. Her nice orange-brown coloration and pretty eyes pretty much secured the crown.

Also I updated the project page for the first time in a year and a half.

Games Page

I do some amateur tabletop game design so I figured I ought to have a page for it on here, especially since I've kind of decided to brand anything I actually release beyond the "I got this game I tossed together in a folder" phase under my ChickenMaker™ brand/logo. And since I'm calling it Chicken Maker obviously it needs to be on ChickenMaker.net. Right now the page includes just the three games I randomly posted on here, but other stuff like Chicken Heroics and a not at all chicken-based card game I'm working on will show up on there at some point.

Here's the banner and the sidebar button. And I suppose also a link, though it's right in the sidebar.