On a Bun

Many a dark tale had been heard by all members of the flock since their youth. This one was especially gruesome. There were many rumors that if they were caught by that old woman hey would become a chicken sandwich.  Of course one unlucky pullet was captured and as the large sesame seed bun closed around her... Wait, that's not how sandwiches are supposed to work.

Clucking Palm

We're starting this month off a bit late, but that's alright. It just means I need to be a bit more passionate for the rest of the month...

The Clucking Palm is a high level technique... It's basically just a palm thrust. Why is this attack related to chickens? I guess it must make sense somehow. Perhaps the guy who teaches it used to be a humble chicken herder...

Deep Understanding

Standing on the precipice of reality is the core of gaining a greater understanding of it. This fowl has been in a deep meditation for more than a century and impressively once it exceeded the universe's understanding the universe didn't even notice that he should have been dead ages ago.

Highlights look much more profound that lowlights I think. Also I think that's hair dye terminology not art terms but... well whatever.

Blue Flame

The blue fire rages endlessly through the darkness as the mad fowl's roar(?) filled the void. It was hard to say who would survive in this land.

Days Pass By

As days pass thoughts occur to me like... Don't I run a quasi-popular internet site? I should post on that instead of whatever else I'm doing. I'd like to claim ceaseless toil but I think that would be a blatant lie... Anyways I know it's a bit abstracted but that's a calendar. The red are my posting days. I started off strong and I plan to finish strong but that middle was a bit of a mess. 4 days left in the month so we'll see how posting goes.

Delicate Soldier

The refined young pullet really had no place on the battlefield. She had forced herself along without letting anyone else countermand her, but now she could only look on with a frustrated appearance.

I don't rightly know the setting for this one. I guess it's psuedo-medieval?

Off To Adventure

I wanted to try something with a different style today so I used a nice round head and simplified feet. I think it came out pretty well. Do you fellows have any thoughts?

Unpleasant Lenses

There are Rose Tinted Lenses. That's when everything is perceived as bette than it is/was. This is a common analogy.

Another analogy, which is actually a bit of a play on words, is Jade Tinted Glasses. This is because being Jaded is when you see everything worse than it is. Then we take that Jade is green (Though white jade really isn't that uncommon...) and we can apply it as a tint too.

So this guy is jades, but there's a swirl of hope in his vision of the future. Also he has a hideous bow-tie. It's a clip-on, which probably hurts.

Internet Down

My Internet is down. Site will resume activity shortly...  Posting from my phone with this photo...

May 5th 2015

Happy Cinco De Mayo. It's not Mexican Independence Day! If only I had some way to find out what it really is. All I have is this useless computer though.