This was inspired by a chicken I scribbled with a pencil then tried to erase with a useless eraser.
September 29, 2010
The dreaded Chicken X swept through a universe. Now with his world destroyed this chicken is slowly destroyed from the inside. His body dissolves and fades and breaks. Chicken X Destroyed a World and it's inhabitants.
This was inspired by a chicken I scribbled with a pencil then tried to erase with a useless eraser.
Chicken X Destroyed a World
This was inspired by a chicken I scribbled with a pencil then tried to erase with a useless eraser.
September 28, 2010
A fine high class soda from a cheap chicken based fast food joint. That was the first though, then I though, "Maybe they're like reverse a chick-fil-a. you know Chicken based advertising for their juicy burgers.
Special Soda
September 26, 2010
He arrives on the scene to steal the young maiden's heart. A handsome gentleman with a heart of gold. He slides in at the last moment and saves her from some pugs. He looks her in the eyes, and she says...
"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."
Handsome Gentleman
"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."
September 24, 2010
Here's an emergency back-up chicken. Sorry he's a bit terrible. I just haven't been able to make anything that didn't suck lately. Can't just go off not posting for a week though.
BACK-UP!!!
September 21, 2010
Well, I was challenged to draw baby chicks while keeping in mind that they weren't all cute fluff balls. My original plan was to draw fluff balls while nodding and saying they didn't look like that but I can't draw fluff balls good, so you get what looks like an ugly chick, only cuter cause I don't like drawing things that look gross so a cute thing that's vaguely ugly works good. All his little patches of feathers. ^-^
I suppose this is technically one chick, but I don't think that was the point.
CHALLENGE Complete!
Baby Chick
Well, I was challenged to draw baby chicks while keeping in mind that they weren't all cute fluff balls. My original plan was to draw fluff balls while nodding and saying they didn't look like that but I can't draw fluff balls good, so you get what looks like an ugly chick, only cuter cause I don't like drawing things that look gross so a cute thing that's vaguely ugly works good. All his little patches of feathers. ^-^
I suppose this is technically one chick, but I don't think that was the point.
CHALLENGE Complete!
September 17, 2010
I was asked by an anonymous commentor, "why do you have a chicken blog"
At first I started writing a comment, but then I stopped and I looked and said. This could be a post. So it is.
I remember back when the internet was younger. When you could make a geocities site or whatever and everyone did and none of them were about anything. And I made one of those, but there was really nothing to it. It was empty and barren. But I had a place on the internet and then as time went by the various free sites fell down and got out of the way.
Social networking started being all hip and people stopped bothering with silly little pages like those. I never really liked Myspace and FaceBook though so I didn't really bother with them. I mean I made a MySpace and never touched it and I never even made a FaceBook, though people keep acting like I should.
But then while chitchatting in a chat room someone noticed my avatar of a chicken and said "Did you make that chicken?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "You're the Chicken Maker. Make me a chicken."
So I said "Okay." and made him an experimental water chicken.
And that went on for a while then I had a few and I looked at them and I remembered fondly my terrible Freewebs site(Yeah, I went and found the site. I believe it was made about six years ago.) and looked at the internet and then glared at the internet. And then BAM blog. It's been going more than a year, which is beyond any expectations I held for it.
As for why it's a blog... I didn't have any money and it's free to make a blogger. I'm actually pretty good at HTML and stuff too so I dunno. Probably a good thing I didn't try to post that up as a comment...
Why a Chicken Blog?
I was asked by an anonymous commentor, "why do you have a chicken blog"
At first I started writing a comment, but then I stopped and I looked and said. This could be a post. So it is.
I remember back when the internet was younger. When you could make a geocities site or whatever and everyone did and none of them were about anything. And I made one of those, but there was really nothing to it. It was empty and barren. But I had a place on the internet and then as time went by the various free sites fell down and got out of the way.
Social networking started being all hip and people stopped bothering with silly little pages like those. I never really liked Myspace and FaceBook though so I didn't really bother with them. I mean I made a MySpace and never touched it and I never even made a FaceBook, though people keep acting like I should.
But then while chitchatting in a chat room someone noticed my avatar of a chicken and said "Did you make that chicken?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "You're the Chicken Maker. Make me a chicken."
So I said "Okay." and made him an experimental water chicken.
And that went on for a while then I had a few and I looked at them and I remembered fondly my terrible Freewebs site(Yeah, I went and found the site. I believe it was made about six years ago.) and looked at the internet and then glared at the internet. And then BAM blog. It's been going more than a year, which is beyond any expectations I held for it.
As for why it's a blog... I didn't have any money and it's free to make a blogger. I'm actually pretty good at HTML and stuff too so I dunno. Probably a good thing I didn't try to post that up as a comment...
September 13, 2010
The Vampire Chicken Who Liked Bananas
"I challenge you to write a kids book that includes vampires, chickens, kermit the frog, and bananas."
I have failed this challenge. I wanted to. I really did. But I can't jsut go off and used Kermit the Frog. He's a copy-righted character. Please forgive me Catherine. He's what I got:
I have failed this challenge. I wanted to. I really did. But I can't jsut go off and used Kermit the Frog. He's a copy-righted character. Please forgive me Catherine. He's what I got:
September 12, 2010
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YES! We did it boys! This is my 400th post on this site. Gimme some high fives or something!
Okay, well, in one hundred and two hundred I messed with the idea that for the hundredth chicken I should have a hundred, and for the two-hundredth I should have 200. In both of those I didn't really do it. That was wimpy of me. But! for this one I have presented 400 chickens(in potential) in the form of a dress-up flash game. Well, I say dress up but it's actually a chicken maker game where you get to choose the wattle and beak and eyes, and what not. And with all of that there are a total of 400 possible chickens.
I would have had more options but they add up way faster than I expected, and I did want it to have exactly 400 combinations.
Here's a link.
400 Chickens (In Potential)
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YES! We did it boys! This is my 400th post on this site. Gimme some high fives or something!
Okay, well, in one hundred and two hundred I messed with the idea that for the hundredth chicken I should have a hundred, and for the two-hundredth I should have 200. In both of those I didn't really do it. That was wimpy of me. But! for this one I have presented 400 chickens(in potential) in the form of a dress-up flash game. Well, I say dress up but it's actually a chicken maker game where you get to choose the wattle and beak and eyes, and what not. And with all of that there are a total of 400 possible chickens.
I would have had more options but they add up way faster than I expected, and I did want it to have exactly 400 combinations.
Here's a link.
Zitty NotCoolguy
Here we have Zitty NotCoolguy. He thinks he's a tough guy with his leather jacket, but he's really just a young kid with no real responsibility, spending his parents' money to look like a cool cat, when really he's just chump change.
Ch-Ch-CHALLENGE COMPLETE!
Sorry about the recent absence. I feel a burst coming though. There will be something else tonight. Something impressive.
