SUPER ANIME CHICKEN!!!

 

SUPER ANIME CHICKEN!!!

BWAAAHH!!!!

KYAAAAHHH!!!

FWAAAAHHH!!

YELLL!!!

GOLD HAIR!!!!!

That is all. Thank you for your time.

The 3 Rs

Honestly... I don't care that much about the Environment. I just do things when they're convenient but I throw piles of stuff in the trash. And I'll refill soda bottles with water for a week or the such. All in all I can't say I'm good for it. But it's good to recycle when you can, even if you don't at every chance. You don't need to be that Green, but a bit helps.

Oh, and don't give me any "Protecting the Earth" nonsense. The Earth will be fine even if we 'ruin it.' We might not be too happy if humanity can't do things like get food or breath though.

Also I can't remember the 3rd R. Reuse, Recycle... Oh yeah Reduce.

Stop Dust

 

Skidding to a stop. 

Dust Wells. 

Edge of existence right before his eyes. 

DON'T FALL INTO THE PURPLE!!!

  

And now to speak of it from an artistic perspective. This is of a style that seems familiar to me, though I can't place the name. I had thought it was Matte, but that is not right. The bits of black stroked through it help to define outlines without being obtuse or out of place, aside from a few small places, like the tip of the comb. It gives a clear impression of what it is, though the 'dust' isn't formed in a regular manner and seems out of place with the rest of the piece. The endless void feels as if it should mean something, but its meaning is unclear.

Chicken Make

  

This chicken is working on his art. He took his paint brush and stared at the stone wall, then he decided that he should probably try to be artsy, so he put on a beret. And once the purple beret was on his head he made the distinct lines of the chicken form. Truly among his greatest masterpieces, since it was his first masterpiece. Eventually his art would be out-show his first, but it would always be his first masterpiece.

CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Chicken X Destroyed a World

The dreaded Chicken X swept through a universe. Now with his world destroyed this chicken is slowly destroyed from the inside. His body dissolves and fades and breaks. Chicken X Destroyed a World and it's inhabitants.

This was inspired by a chicken I scribbled with a pencil then tried to erase with a useless eraser.

Special Soda

A fine high class soda from a cheap chicken based fast food joint. That was the first though, then I though, "Maybe they're like reverse a chick-fil-a. you know Chicken based advertising for their juicy burgers.

Handsome Gentleman

He arrives on the scene to steal the young maiden's heart. A handsome gentleman with a heart of gold. He slides in at the last moment and saves her from some pugs. He looks her in the eyes, and she says...

"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."

BACK-UP!!!

Here's an emergency back-up chicken. Sorry he's a bit terrible. I just haven't been able to make anything that didn't suck lately. Can't just go off not posting for a week though.

Baby Chick

Well, I was challenged to draw baby chicks while keeping in mind that they weren't all cute fluff balls. My original plan was to draw fluff balls while nodding and saying they didn't look like that but I can't draw fluff balls good, so you get what looks like an ugly chick, only cuter cause I don't like drawing things that look gross so a cute thing that's vaguely ugly works good. All his little patches of feathers. ^-^

I suppose this is technically one chick, but I don't think that was the point.

CHALLENGE Complete!

Why a Chicken Blog?

I was asked by an anonymous commentor, "why do you have a chicken blog"

At first I started writing a comment, but then I stopped and I looked and said. This could be a post. So it is.

I remember back when the internet was younger. When you could make a geocities site or whatever and everyone did and none of them were about anything. And I made one of those, but there was really nothing to it. It was empty and barren. But I had a place on the internet and then as time went by the various free sites fell down and got out of the way.

Social networking started being all hip and people stopped bothering with silly little pages like those. I never really liked Myspace and FaceBook though so I didn't really bother with them. I mean I made a MySpace and never touched it and I never even made a FaceBook, though people keep acting like I should.

But then while chitchatting in a chat room someone noticed my avatar of a chicken and said "Did you make that chicken?"

And I said, "Yes."

And he said, "You're the Chicken Maker. Make me a chicken."

So I said "Okay." and made him an experimental water chicken.

And that went on for a while then I had a few and I looked at them and I remembered fondly my terrible Freewebs site(Yeah, I went and found the site. I believe it was made about six years ago.) and looked at the internet and then glared at the internet. And then BAM blog. It's been going more than a year, which is beyond any expectations I held for it.

As for why it's a blog... I didn't have any money and it's free to make a blogger. I'm actually pretty good at HTML and stuff too so I dunno. Probably a good thing I didn't try to post that up as a comment...