www.ChickenMaker.net

Well, I've been thinking about it for a while, and I wanted a real web address(as opposed to the current BlogSpot sub-domain) and while my first choice was http://www.chickenmaker.com/ that has been under the control of a string of strange and sorta awesome websites. From "Cherry Delite" to "Capn Jeff's Potato Salad" to it's current form, the "Michigan Dairy News Bureau"

And while I'd love to be the next site in that string of sites I've missed the shot when it became available, so I settled for my alternate choice. We're gonna be a dotNet. http://www.ChickenMaker.net/ Yes indeed. Now we're like a legitimate website. Maybe I should drop the CamelCase?

Well, at any rate I've claimed a spot of the interweb! Yeah, I said interweb. It's time for a celebration I say. Celebration! Shame I didn't line this up with something like my 500th post,(481st!) but well, I wanted to do it now. Actually I wanted to do it a while ago, but I held off. It's just not happening though. It makes me happy to do this sort of thing. Well worth my ten dollars.

Oh yeah. The internet said it may take up to three days before the address works for everyone. Links on the site will be updated shortly thereafter.

! The Hacker

   The Hacker, !, has planned a terrifying assault that defies all chickens. It very much threatens to upset the balance. As he plasters his mocking logo onto us, disregarding the very nature of this site!
   Now, I considered actually replacing the site with some variety of "You've been hacked" page, including that picture, but you know, I decided against it. It's not as if I have enough fans that it would have gone noticed. Probably would've just been a wasted effort. Also this is a chicken, just inverted(And very very stylized)
 

   This text actually fits this time :P 

   Oh right. If there really is a hacker going by "!" please don't be upset with me.

Pecking Evil by Moonlight

Pecking evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon

Yeah. Could barely even make a variant on that one. I tried but it turned into a mess so just left it with the change on the first line. Forgive the golden hair. Just didn't look Sailor Moon-like enough without the yellow twin tails. At first I just gave her a red comb. (Which is still there, just recolored.) The eyes were hard, but I actually really like them. I may use them again in the future.

Challenge Complete!

Return

Finally, his journey over, he reaches his home as the sun rises. And in the rising sun he sees the hen he'd loved as a chick. It is plain to see that she returns his feelings. A beautiful reunion!

Maybe I should have saved this one for Monday...

Shades McCoolguy V: Black Escape

Shades McCoolguy continues his latest battle. Shades McCoolguy will never die!

Shades McCoolguy had had enough. Even if the Church had gotten him bound now he certainly wasn't going to sit there and take it. It goes without saying that Shades broke free from his confinement. Tearing away the ropes that bound him he fought the mighty man left to guard him. Their battle raged on, but obviously the blindfolded Shades claimed victory. 

Throwing off the blindfold and took up the shades of his defeated foe. He had been a worthy adversary. None of the Church's henchmen dared to challenge him as he strode out of the room alone, burning with unchallenged majesty.

But he couldn't leave. Not yet. The Church had caused trouble for him and he could hardly be expected to let them go unpunished.

Prepare for the exciting conclusion just as soon as I create a variant powerful enough to convey his Victory.

Forward Falling

So what's up here guys? Am I over? I mean you guys haven't been talking to me lately. But well, I get distracted a lot so maybe you're just busy or I'm being boring.
And that's why I decided to let you guys know that if I am falling I'm going to face forward straight at the ground and if it comes down to it I'll crash facing forward!
Not that I intend to fall, you understand.

Scruffy

I decided to try to do something a little different today, so rather than a sharp smooth chicken I made one that was kinda scruffy.

HELP!

HELP!

It's too late.

We're almost out of time...

I ran and ran but all I found was you.

HELP!!

Straight Away

>A chicken constructed of many straight lines. 
>But really what is a curve but an innumerable number of straight lines. 
>And on a computer you can almost certainly number them. 
>It would just be a bit high, wouldn't it? 
>Well, for this one there's just 22, which isn't that many at all. 
>I suppose thats really all there is to it. 
>At least he's a happy guy 
> 
> 
>I'm not sure why I did the text like this... 

Strucken

Those who meet him are stricken by absolute terror. His pale spiked comb shows with his might. The sharp beak leaves nothing in doubt, as he faces his foes with absolute force. His eyes though... The eyes let nothing be shown, but his soul glows bright, hidden under his guise.