Gritty Nerdness

Those are not sunglasses. They just look like sunglasses due to sheer grittiness.  You see the gritty part overwhelmed the nerd part to make him look slick and cool and cool and slick. But his glasses are still notably square, and he's pretty scrawny. This guy couldn't punch out nobody.

And a huge thanks to the MozerSmozer next to me. Really helped me wordin' this post. He needs a website.