Old Paint is Better

Having seen many people doodle with MS Paint these days I said to myself, "Why are these people drawing so stupidly. They seem clever with their witty comments." Then I played on a Windows 7 computer. What the hell did they do to my beloved Paint. I mean I'd seen screen shots and things before and been kinda 'eh,' but I figured a bit of mussing with it and it'd be back to the old standard. But NO! I mean if I used the pencil instead of the brush I got rid of the anti-aliasing but that's not good enough! Whole thing just doesn't work for me.

And I hate those Ribbon Interfaces. I didn't even realize you could ruin Microsoft Office until I actually started using them regularly last year. And I just realized I whined about this before, but I feel like I should whine again anyways. Because this isn't just a chicken website. It's also an MS Paint website.

Here's a thing to get it back to the good one. I suggest all you Paint artists follow it and get back old MS Paint where there was none of that anti-aliasing and ribbons and what-not that doesn't belong in MS Paint.


Here's a chicken. Made in MS Paint. The Paint Bucket tool is dumping over his head to color him in, which wouldn't work out properly had I used the Windows 7 version of Paint.(There'd be all those little off-white fragments around the edge.)

 

Hero: Battle 00

Here's the prequel issue of Hero, as promised. For links to other issues see the project page on the sidebar. I'll resume the story with Issue 02 soon, promise. Now for the story. How did The Rookie and Hero end up in the deadly Grand Tournament?

• Cover
• Page 01
• Page 02 
• Page 03
• Page 04
• Page 05
• Page 06

Future Imperfect Once More

REMAKE!

A hard-line tough guy living in the endless wastelands of the future. Crossing a seared and desolate world, walking past those he'd stood with in the past. So many terrible deaths surrounded him and he had nothing left. He alone had survived his last battle and has been left with a terrible scar, both mental and physical.

SUPER ANIME CHICKEN!!!

 

SUPER ANIME CHICKEN!!!

BWAAAHH!!!!

KYAAAAHHH!!!

FWAAAAHHH!!

YELLL!!!

GOLD HAIR!!!!!

That is all. Thank you for your time.

The 3 Rs

Honestly... I don't care that much about the Environment. I just do things when they're convenient but I throw piles of stuff in the trash. And I'll refill soda bottles with water for a week or the such. All in all I can't say I'm good for it. But it's good to recycle when you can, even if you don't at every chance. You don't need to be that Green, but a bit helps.

Oh, and don't give me any "Protecting the Earth" nonsense. The Earth will be fine even if we 'ruin it.' We might not be too happy if humanity can't do things like get food or breath though.

Also I can't remember the 3rd R. Reuse, Recycle... Oh yeah Reduce.

Stop Dust

 

Skidding to a stop. 

Dust Wells. 

Edge of existence right before his eyes. 

DON'T FALL INTO THE PURPLE!!!

  

And now to speak of it from an artistic perspective. This is of a style that seems familiar to me, though I can't place the name. I had thought it was Matte, but that is not right. The bits of black stroked through it help to define outlines without being obtuse or out of place, aside from a few small places, like the tip of the comb. It gives a clear impression of what it is, though the 'dust' isn't formed in a regular manner and seems out of place with the rest of the piece. The endless void feels as if it should mean something, but its meaning is unclear.

Chicken Make

  

This chicken is working on his art. He took his paint brush and stared at the stone wall, then he decided that he should probably try to be artsy, so he put on a beret. And once the purple beret was on his head he made the distinct lines of the chicken form. Truly among his greatest masterpieces, since it was his first masterpiece. Eventually his art would be out-show his first, but it would always be his first masterpiece.

CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Chicken X Destroyed a World

The dreaded Chicken X swept through a universe. Now with his world destroyed this chicken is slowly destroyed from the inside. His body dissolves and fades and breaks. Chicken X Destroyed a World and it's inhabitants.

This was inspired by a chicken I scribbled with a pencil then tried to erase with a useless eraser.

Special Soda

A fine high class soda from a cheap chicken based fast food joint. That was the first though, then I though, "Maybe they're like reverse a chick-fil-a. you know Chicken based advertising for their juicy burgers.

Handsome Gentleman

He arrives on the scene to steal the young maiden's heart. A handsome gentleman with a heart of gold. He slides in at the last moment and saves her from some pugs. He looks her in the eyes, and she says...

"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."